Haynesworth in trouble...again! (not really, thread fail)

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Originally Posted by Ruhskins

I think there needs to be an application that people have to fill out to start a new thread. These would be my questions:

1. Did you check if this topic has been already posted?
2. Have you asked yourself and two other people if the title of your thread makes sense?
3. Are you part of the Cult of Colt?*
4. Do you think Marcus Mason should be our starting RB?*
5. Do you hate Jason Campbell?
6. Do you intend to use the phrase "vet min" in this thread?
7. Are you posting an article written by Mike Florio?*
8. Are you Jason La Canfora?*
9. Will your initial post be more than 500 words?
10. Are you a Redskins fan?
*A "yes" answer in these questions disqualifies you from starting a thread.

Nice!