Cooley Mocks Witten and Romo

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

Uhhhh, don't think so about being this generation's John Riggins. Not even close. But give me a Super Bowl ring and a tasteless comment to Sonia Sotomayor and I might change my mind.

Huh? Lets look at the similarities.

1. He's a white guy that at one point or another has sported an afro

2. He's big into drinking and partying (the video can probably atest to that).

3. He has a jersey number in the 40's

4. He's arguably our best skilled offensive player.

5. He came from the middle of nowhere (Riggins-Kansas, Cooley-Utah)

6. He plays with reckless abandon.

Trust me the guy definitely is this generations John Riggins. I'm just surprised it hasn't been pointed out earlier. As far as the video is concerned I thought it was kind of lame which is kind of surprising because usually his stuff is pretty funny.

[Miller101]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Huh? Lets look at the similarities.

1. He's a white guy that at one point or another has sported an afro

2. He's big into drinking and partying (the video can probably atest to that).

3. He has a jersey number in the 40's

4. He's arguably our best skilled offensive player.

5. He came from the middle of nowhere (Riggins-Kansas, Cooley-Utah)

6. He plays with reckless abandon.

Trust me the guy definitely is this generations John Riggins. I'm just surprised it hasn't been pointed out earlier. As far as the video is concerned I thought it was kind of lame which is kind of surprising because usually his stuff is pretty funny.

And don't forget...................He steps onto the podium during fan appreciation day..............DRUNK! And proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. One of the funniest things I'd seen in my life. He also bangs a Redskins cheerleader! Cashes his million dollar signing bonus check through the drive in window. Hey, We can go on and on. And SkinDogg if you want Cooley to tell Sonia to "loosen up baby"...................just give him your $1000 plate tickets then see what happens.

[44Deezel]

Originally Posted by Miller101

And don't forget...................He steps onto the podium during fan appreciation day..............DRUNK! And proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. One of the funniest things I'd seen in my life. He also bangs a Redskins cheerleader! Cashes his million dollar signing bonus check through the drive in window. Hey, We can go on and on. And SkinDogg if you want Cooley to tell Sonia to "loosen up baby"...................just give him your $1000 plate tickets then see what happens.

Don't forget his dong all over the Internet.