Clinton Portis Loves Marko Mitchell

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by 44Deezel

I agree. There are going to be injuries to the receiving corps this year (moss and Kelly especially). I'd love to see this guy get a shot in the regular season and emerge as a credible option. The coaches said he ran good routes in the Ravens game and everyone is saying he's got great hands. He'll put on some weight. You can't teach 6'4" 220LBS, but you can teach him everything else.

I'm not picking on you Deezel. You are repeating something like the oft-heard phrase "You can't teach speed." But this phrase drives me nuts because it is wrong. You can TEACH speed and you can TEACH someone to be 6'4". But no one can LEARN those things. Just like I can waste my time to TEACH my dog to be an airline pilot, but there is no chance that he will LEARN that.

[44Deezel]

Originally Posted by Lotus

I'm not picking on you Deezel. You are repeating something like the oft-heard phrase "You can't teach speed." But this phrase drives me nuts because it is wrong. You can TEACH speed and you can TEACH someone to be 6'4". But no one can LEARN those things. Just like I can waste my time to TEACH my dog to be an airline pilot, but there is no chance that he will LEARN that.

You have figured out how to teach someone to be 6'4"? You should hurry up and patent that.

OK, 6'4" can't be taught OR learned. Feel better now?

[Hail to the Redskins]

Is he 220 lbs??

Holy crap... lol

I was thinking he was built like J.J. from "Good Times" the last time I saw him!

I doesn't look as filled out as Colston that's for sure... closer to Randy Moss... but maybe it's an optical illusion or I'm just looking at him all wrong! hahaha

Regardless, here's his college highlights...

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by 44Deezel

You have figured out how to teach someone to be 6'4"? You should hurry up and patent that.

OK, 6'4" can't be taught OR learned. Feel better now?

Haven't you ever heard of the Rack? Very popular in the Spanish Inquisition.

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Haven't you ever heard of the Rack? Very popular in the Spanish Inquisition.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.