The Dallas Cowboys are Awful

budw38 · 08-21-2009, 10:49 PM

I did hear jerry jones is looking into hiring P. Burress as head of security when he is free

Should do a bang up job .

Lotus · 08-21-2009, 11:09 PM

Q: Four Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

53Fan · 08-21-2009, 11:30 PM

A man walks into a bar in Dallas and sits down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a playoff game involving the Cowboys. Whenever the opposition scored the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the opposition scored again and again. At the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar. The man thought that was pretty unusual and said to the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What doe's the dog do when the Cowboys WIN a playoff game?" The bartender replied, " I have no idea. The dogs only 12 years old."

Lotus · 08-21-2009, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 53Fan

A man walks into a bar in Dallas and sits down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a playoff game involving the Cowboys. Whenever the opposition scored the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the opposition scored again and again. At the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar. The man thought that was pretty unusual and said to the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What doe's the dog do when the Cowboys WIN a playoff game?" The bartender replied, " I have no idea. The dogs only 12 years old."

Valleyranchgirl · 08-21-2009, 11:49 PM

I guess after a really good outing time to pull out some old cowboy jokes that are irrelevant nowadays. Maybe the Redskins can manage 30 total points in the final three preseason games LOL anemic offense lol.

Lotus · 08-22-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I guess after a really good outing time to pull out some old cowboy jokes that are irrelevant nowadays. Maybe the Redskins can manage 30 total points in the final three preseason games LOL anemic offense lol.

I'm pretty sure that the joke about the dog is not "irrelevant nowadays." In fact, the dog in the joke could have been a couple of years older.

53Fan · 08-22-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I guess after a really good outing time to pull out some old cowboy jokes that are irrelevant nowadays. Maybe the Redskins can manage 30 total points in the final three preseason games LOL anemic offense lol.

Anytime's a good time to joke the Cowgirls. This is a Redskins site in case you hadn't noticed.

Valleyranchgirl · 08-22-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotus

I'm pretty sure that the joke about the dog is not "irrelevant nowadays." In fact, the dog in the joke could have been a couple of years older.

well how bout this, negative comments after a good outing.

Pocket$ $traight · 08-22-2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I guess after a really good outing time to pull out some old cowboy jokes that are irrelevant nowadays. Maybe the Redskins can manage 30 total points in the final three preseason games LOL anemic offense lol.

It doesn't matter what we score in the pre-season. Also, is anyone surprised that Dallas did well tonight? They are the definition of front runners. They are going to be good in September and October. But when games start to matter that is when their quarterback's throat closes...and it is the best recurring theme in the NFL.

Nice stadium, Ranchgirl. Was it 2 billion for one that you can actually punt in? ah haha hah

And I thought that Ladell Bettis was embarassing? This is off the charts.

Valleyranchgirl · 08-22-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocket$ $traight

It doesn't matter what we score in the pre-season. Also, is anyone surprised that Dallas did well tonight? They are the definition of front runners. They are going to be good in September and October. But when games start to matter that is when their quarterback's throat closes...and it is the best recurring theme in the NFL.

Nice stadium, Ranchgirl. Was it 2 billion for one that you can actually punt in? ah haha hah

And I thought that Ladell Bettis was embarassing? This is off the charts.

The out of this world HDTV is annoying but can be fixed not sure why those fing dummies did not think about punters.

Romo's gitters are something I can only hope can be fixed.

Ladell Bettis lol ish happens.

Lotus · 08-22-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocket$ $traight

It doesn't matter what we score in the pre-season. Also, is anyone surprised that Dallas did well tonight? They are the definition of front runners. They are going to be good in September and October. But when games start to matter that is when their quarterback's throat closes...and it is the best recurring theme in the NFL.

Nice stadium, Ranchgirl. Was it 2 billion for one that you can actually punt in? ah haha hah

And I thought that Ladell Bettis was embarassing? This is off the charts.

No kidding. If you want to get people laughing at the Cowboys now, all you have to do is say "stadium screen." We'll be howling about this for years.

Valleyranchgirl · 08-22-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotus

No kidding. If you want to get people laughing at the Cowboys now, all you have to do is say "stadium screen." We'll be howling about this for years.

I guess it will be something to lighten up the pain of the Redskins not making it to the Superbowl or winning the division anytime soon.

53Fan · 08-22-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I guess it will be something to lighten up the pain of the Redskins not making it to the Superbowl or winning the division anytime soon.

Coming from you that carries a lot of weight.

Pocket$ $traight · 08-22-2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I guess it will be something to lighten up the pain of the Redskins not making it to the Superbowl or winning the division anytime soon.

And you last won a playoff game when? Cowboys fans really are in no position to talk trash. You and your owner are the laughing stock of the league right now, and I promise that they will not have a Super Bowl there in the current configuration. You just built a 1.2 billion dollar concert hall. Maybe they can play in the old dump until they send that big screen back to Mitsubishi.

GTripp0012 · 08-22-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I guess after a really good outing time to pull out some old cowboy jokes that are irrelevant nowadays. Maybe the Redskins can manage 30 total points in the final three preseason games LOL anemic offense lol.

Not to pile on too much, but if that's the definition of a really good outing, you'll want to savor your wins over the Chiefs and Broncos this year.

The Cowboys looked much improved today, which is a positive indicator, but they are still way behind in the division race.

Now, watch the Redskins go out and lose 40-0 tomorrow because I said that.

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Valleyranchgirl Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 41 Posts: 147	Re: The Dallas Cowboys are Awful I guess after a really good outing time to pull out some old cowboy jokes that are irrelevant nowadays. Maybe the Redskins can manage 30 total points in the final three preseason games LOL anemic offense lol.

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