Redskins Humor..

DBUCHANON101 · 10-20-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtbag359

lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in dallas?
A: A huddle.

ha! Classic

Lotus · 10-20-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: 4 Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

DBUCHANON101 · 10-20-2009, 10:17 PM

Love the ol Cowgirl classics

WaldSkins · 10-20-2009, 10:18 PM

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Skinny Tee · 10-20-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Here's another cowboy one...think cowboys of the mid 90's.

Did you hear that the cowboys are going to sign William Perry?

...They want a refridgerator to go along with their coke machine.

The coke machine being Michael Irvin for those young guys out there.

WaldSkins · 10-20-2009, 10:23 PM

Q: Who sucks?
A:The Dallas Cowboys.

SmootSmack · 10-21-2009, 07:03 AM

Q: Why doesn't (insert team) have a website?
A: They can't put three Ws in a row

mredskins · 10-21-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SC Skins Fan

I am not trying to start anything but it seems like some non-VIP memebers have the ability to attach images when others like myself can't attach images. Kind of fustrating.

BTW- Great image I wanted to put it up yesterday.

SC Skins Fan · 10-21-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

I am trying to start anything but it seems like some non-VIP memebers have the ability to attach images when others like myself can't attach images. Kind of fustrating.

A) You don't have the VIP banner, so not sure the relevance of that statement.

B) If you cannot attach images it is because you do not know how to do so. Host the image on another site (e.g. Photobucket.com) and insert the image link code.

mredskins · 10-21-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SC Skins Fan

A) You don't have the VIP banner, so not sure the relevance of that statement.

B) If you cannot attach images it is because you do not know how to do so. Host the image on another site (e.g. Photobucket.com) and insert the image link code.

My belief was that only VIP memebers could post images and I noticed you didn't have a banner and no I was unaware you could do it through photobucket but if this is "cheating" the system I won't do it.

BTW- I was not try to attack you in anyway just confused on how/ who was able to post images. Sorry for the confusion.

CRedskinsRule · 10-21-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

My belief was that only VIP memebers could post images and I noticed you didn't have a banner and no I was unaware you could do it through photobucket but if this is "cheating" the system I won't do it.

BTW- I was not try to attack you in anyway just confused on how/ who was able to post images. Sorry for the confusion.

I don't believe it is cheating the system. Most web images you can right click the image and copy the image file location. Then there is a button on the text entry box that will wrap the image file location, or you can wrap it yourself like this :
[ IMG] valid web accessible file location goes here [/IMG ]
(i added spaces in the brackets for example only, normally no spaces would be in the tag.

MTK · 10-21-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

My belief was that only VIP memebers could post images and I noticed you didn't have a banner and no I was unaware you could do it through photobucket but if this is "cheating" the system I won't do it.

BTW- I was not try to attack you in anyway just confused on how/ who was able to post images. Sorry for the confusion.

There's a difference between uploading an image to our server, which nobody can do here, and posting a link to an image file. See the little button that has the mountain in it, hover over it and it says insert image. Copy and paste a link to an image and there you go. Everybody can do that not just VIP's.

SkinEmAll · 10-21-2009, 09:27 AM

Q: youve got 3 Dallas cowboys in the backseat of a car, whos driving?
A: the Police!

SkinEmAll · 10-21-2009, 09:35 AM

BREAKING NEWS:
Terror Alert in DC. The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and Federal Investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE! Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter that substance again this season.

mredskins · 10-21-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

There's a difference between uploading an image to our server, which nobody can do here, and posting a link to an image file. See the little button that has the mountain in it, hover over it and it says insert image. Copy and paste a link to an image and there you go. Everybody can do that not just VIP's.

Ok now I see! Sorry for wasting everyone's time. Matty and CR thank you!

10-20-2009, 10:17 PM	#18
DBUCHANON101 The Starter Join Date: May 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,373	Re: Redskins Humor.. Love the ol Cowgirl classics __________________ But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

10-20-2009, 10:18 PM	#19
WaldSkins Playmaker Join Date: May 2007 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 42 Posts: 2,726	Re: Redskins Humor.. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. __________________ "I would change that around, Jesus isn't Cutler. I guarantee you Jesus couldnt thread the ball like Jay does."-Monksdown

10-20-2009, 10:23 PM	#21
WaldSkins Playmaker Join Date: May 2007 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 42 Posts: 2,726	Re: Redskins Humor.. Q: Who sucks? A:The Dallas Cowboys. __________________ "I would change that around, Jesus isn't Cutler. I guarantee you Jesus couldnt thread the ball like Jay does."-Monksdown

10-21-2009, 07:03 AM	#22
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Redskins Humor.. Q: Why doesn't (insert team) have a website? A: They can't put three Ws in a row __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

10-21-2009, 09:27 AM	#28
SkinEmAll Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BillysBurg, Va. Posts: 489	Re: Redskins Humor.. Q: youve got 3 Dallas cowboys in the backseat of a car, whos driving? A: the Police!

10-21-2009, 09:35 AM	#29
SkinEmAll Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BillysBurg, Va. Posts: 489	Re: Redskins Humor.. BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in DC. The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and Federal Investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE! Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter that substance again this season.

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