Per Adam Schefter: Betts torn ACL & MCL

[Trample the Elderly]

Oh well . . . . It will be interesting to see what happens in the off season now.

New GM? Please God!

New Coach? Who would want this job?

New OC? What kind of offense will we be playing next year, the Baja Beach or perhaps the sand box shuffle?

New QB? Pineapple Jesus? Timmy Tebow? Which ever bright light that glitters in Danny's eyes?

New Offensive line? Oh eff that! The University of Maryland probably has a few guys that will go undrafted. Who spends high draft picks on quality Ts anyway?

Free Agents? Who hits the bricks? Bricks for hands Los? Beasted on MNF Landry? Jason, I think someone would give me job, Campbell? I don't ever make mistakes, South East Jerome?

Who's going to retire first, Danny Smith or Gregg Blache? My money is on Blache.

Can we find enough money to retain Hunter or are they over working him?

Will it be an uncapped year? You mean we're stuck with these guys? Damn it all!

Will relaying plays eff up Sherm's bingo calling? We wouldn't want that to happen would we?

Who's going to be the RB? I say we call the Burger King. That guy can tear it up.