What is Pineapple Jesus?

Gmanc711 · 01-12-2010, 07:30 PM

As a mod here, I should probaboly know this as we have a sig and everything... but there are times where I really am not around much because of work, life, ect... and I must have missed where this came from... and i've seen it around forever and just now I'm like "WTF IS THAT?"... anyone help out?

Dirtbag59 · 01-12-2010, 07:34 PM

Colt Brennan, duhs!! Like where have you, like been?

CultBrennan59 · 01-12-2010, 07:35 PM

colt brennan, he's from hawaii and they all worship him over there like crazy or in other words like he's jesus. hawaii = where most pineapples in the US are grown

Big C · 01-12-2010, 07:37 PM

i knew it was colt, but where did it come from? did someone here make it up, or is it a legit nickname from somewhere else?

WaldSkins · 01-12-2010, 07:38 PM

Here is a whole thread dedictaed to the topic:
http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...n-tribute.html

Monkeydad · 01-12-2010, 07:40 PM

It's retarded. I've never seen it anywhere else, so it likely originated here. Not one of The Warpath's better ideas...

SmootSmack · 01-12-2010, 08:05 PM

It's a name I gave him, by the way it's now Pineapple Je5us, as a throwaway line in a poll...and then it kind of took on a life of its own I guess

http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ro-poll-4.html

Skinny Tee · 01-12-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gmanc711

As a mod here, I should probaboly know this as we have a sig and everything... but there are times where I really am not around much because of work, life, ect... and I must have missed where this came from... and i've seen it around forever and just now I'm like "WTF IS THAT?"... anyone help out?

Uh-oh...here comes the next holy war.

Pineapple Jesus is the 2nd leading cause of posts on the Warpath to be written in all caps.

12thMan · 01-12-2010, 08:25 PM

Until recently, I didn't know either. It is funny though. What if Colt ends up starting for the Skins one day?

Lotus · 01-12-2010, 08:29 PM

Pineapple Je5us will be our football savior as soon as he learns to heal himself.

ArtMonkDrillz · 01-12-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Skinny Tee

Uh-oh...here comes the next holy war.

Pineapple Jesus is the 2nd leading cause of posts on the Warpath to be written in all caps.

That might be my favorite line of 2010.

johno · 01-12-2010, 08:57 PM

best thread ever. are the t shirts still available?

WaldSkins · 01-12-2010, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by johno

best thread ever. are the t shirts still available?

I wish

CultBrennan59 · 01-12-2010, 09:09 PM

smootsmack you need to make a colt brennan avatar

WaldSkins · 01-12-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CultBrennan59

smootsmack you need to make a colt brennan avatar

I think it was taken down due to complaints

01-12-2010, 07:30 PM	#1
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	What is Pineapple Jesus? As a mod here, I should probaboly know this as we have a sig and everything... but there are times where I really am not around much because of work, life, ect... and I must have missed where this came from... and i've seen it around forever and just now I'm like "WTF IS THAT?"... anyone help out? __________________ #21

01-12-2010, 07:34 PM	#2
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 40 Posts: 14,750	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? Colt Brennan, duhs!! Like where have you, like been? __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

01-12-2010, 07:35 PM	#3
CultBrennan59 Pro Bowl Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6,526	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? colt brennan, he's from hawaii and they all worship him over there like crazy or in other words like he's jesus. hawaii = where most pineapples in the US are grown

01-12-2010, 07:37 PM	#4
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 39 Posts: 4,453	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? i knew it was colt, but where did it come from? did someone here make it up, or is it a legit nickname from somewhere else? __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

01-12-2010, 07:38 PM	#5
WaldSkins Playmaker Join Date: May 2007 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 42 Posts: 2,726	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? Here is a whole thread dedictaed to the topic: http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...n-tribute.html __________________ "I would change that around, Jesus isn't Cutler. I guarantee you Jesus couldnt thread the ball like Jay does."-Monksdown

01-12-2010, 07:40 PM	#6
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 46 Posts: 17,460	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? It's retarded. I've never seen it anywhere else, so it likely originated here. Not one of The Warpath's better ideas... __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

01-12-2010, 08:05 PM	#7
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? It's a name I gave him, by the way it's now Pineapple Je5us, as a throwaway line in a poll...and then it kind of took on a life of its own I guess http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ro-poll-4.html __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-12-2010, 08:25 PM	#9
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? Until recently, I didn't know either. It is funny though. What if Colt ends up starting for the Skins one day?

01-12-2010, 08:29 PM	#10
Lotus Fire Bruce NOW Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS Posts: 11,434	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? Pineapple Je5us will be our football savior as soon as he learns to heal himself. __________________ Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny

01-12-2010, 08:57 PM	#12
johno Impact Rookie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest, DC Posts: 599	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? best thread ever. are the t shirts still available? __________________ fight for old dc.

01-12-2010, 09:09 PM	#14
CultBrennan59 Pro Bowl Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6,526	re: What is Pineapple Jesus? smootsmack you need to make a colt brennan avatar

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