Holmes traded to jets.

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

hahahahaha likely story

I've had tons of friends like that. They do stupid s**t and before they do it they always come up with this half-baked explanation to avoid trouble if they get caught, which according to them won't happen anyway. Then after they do get caught they watch in amazement as no one believes their well thought out story. Brandon Marshalls explanation as to why he had his elbow go through a TV set (which wasn't a flat screen) was due to the 'fact' that he slipped on a McDonalds rapper.