Overcomplicated NFL Rules by the Onion

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Enjoy(and add some more if you have any):

The NFL's Overcomplicated Rules | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Love the Lions' ball spot rule.

Santana is in trouble though...

Following a touchdown, players may spike, spin, or roll the football, though no rolls may contain a spinning motion and no spun balls may be rolled after the spin is completed; either results in a loss of touchdown.