Vikings Sign Ramsey

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Minnesota, the 10th stop on the Patrick Ramsey Hall of Fame Express!!!

Leading to the question: How could nine other teams be so blind to his abilities? Damn that Steve Spurrier!!

Clearly his talent is as unassuming as Bill Gates computer knowledge in college, or Albert Einstein. In fact Pat Ramsey may just be the Einstein of the QB position.

Ramsey's Theory of special relativity (qb - system):
If a QB of offense K is chosen so that, in relation to it, physical laws hold good in their simplest form, the same laws hold good in relation to any other QB of offense K' moving in uniform translation relatively to K
(in english: Ramsey's qb play is the same everywhere in any offense)


Ramsey's theory of general realitivity: the speed at which a QB's body will be placed at rest is dependent on the curvature of the DL sacking him
(in english: big guys hurt)


brownian Sack Rate - Ramsey predicted that Brownian Sack Rate of a QB in a backfield with an OL deviation T is characterized by a sackrate coefficient

SR = k(rhs) T / b ,
where k(r) is the Running for his life constant, and b represents the drag coefficient of the qb's arm speed

(in english: a slow qb, with a slow release is going to have a high sackrate based on the strength of his OL)



He is an amazing genius.

[sportscurmudgeon]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Clearly his talent is as unassuming as Bill Gates computer knowledge in college, or Albert Einstein. In fact Pat Ramsey may just be the Einstein of the QB position.

Ramsey's Theory of special relativity (qb - system):
If a QB of offense K is chosen so that, in relation to it, physical laws hold good in their simplest form, the same laws hold good in relation to any other QB of offense K' moving in uniform translation relatively to K
(in english: Ramsey's qb play is the same everywhere in any offense)


Ramsey's theory of general realitivity: the speed at which a QB's body will be placed at rest is dependent on the curvature of the DL sacking him
(in english: big guys hurt)


brownian Sack Rate - Ramsey predicted that Brownian Sack Rate of a QB in a backfield with an OL deviation T is characterized by a sackrate coefficient

SR = k(rhs) T / b ,
where k(r) is the Running for his life constant, and b represents the drag coefficient of the qb's arm speed

(in english: a slow qb, with a slow release is going to have a high sackrate based on the strength of his OL)



He is an amazing genius.

Is there an award for "Posting of the Year" on the Warpath? If so, let me nominate this one!