odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife

saden1 · 12-22-2010, 05:03 PM

This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.

SkinzWin · 12-22-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.

That's very offense to me as I am Amish. Hey, has anyone seen my cell phone? My laptop is dead and I need to check my fantasy team to put Sexy Rexy in my starting line up after I just finished watching Fantasy Football Live on ESPN with my new 56 inch flatscreen. Championship!

Dirtbag59 · 12-22-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.

The only hiccup might be that she has been posting dating profiles on a foot fetish website. If it was the foot fetish most people would have a laugh and we would all move on but the possibility of infidelity and even so much as being part of a swinging couple is going to continue to encourage the media to dig deeper.

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But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found "ihaveprettyfeet"'s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; "ihaveprettyfeet" has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker.

Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was "a foot [shorter]" than her 6'4" husband; "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as 5'2". To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City "ihaveprettyfeet" listed on this swingers site. It's a couple's profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds.

saden1 · 12-22-2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

The only hiccup might be that she has been posting dating profiles on a foot fetish website. If it was the foot fetish most people would have a laugh and we would all move on but the possibility of infidelity and even so much as being part of a swinging couple is going to continue to encourage the media to dig deeper.

It's their business...if they want to swing, god bless them...if they want to get a divorce and the filing will help the state raise more revenue.

SkinzWin · 12-22-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

It's their business...if they want to swing, god bless them...if they want to get a divorce and the filing will help the state raise more revenue.

Who would want to swing with Rex Ryan? :vomit:

saden1 · 12-22-2010, 07:29 PM

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Who would want to swing with Rex Ryan? :vomit:

His wife isn't bad looking so I'm guessing that fat bastard must bring something else to the table.

SkinzWin · 12-22-2010, 10:52 PM

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His wife isn't bad looking so I'm guessing that fat bastard must bring something else to the table.

I'm going to go with in it for the $$$, I mean look at him, this guy hasn't seen his wiener since the late 70's probably.

firstdown · 12-23-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

His wife isn't bad looking so I'm guessing that fat bastard must bring something else to the table.

Yes Rex has a Big Fat wallet.

skinsfan69 · 12-23-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by saden1

It's their business...if they want to swing, god bless them...if they want to get a divorce and the filing will help the state raise more revenue.

I have to agree with you here. What people do behind closed doors is their biz, not mine or anyone else's. But it's funny as shit to find out that the Ryans are freaks that like to make foot fetish videos and swing. lol. I can only imagine what else they've done besides make foot fetish vidoes. NY is going to have a field day with this.

mlmpetert · 12-22-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.

Yeah i kind of like Rex more now too, just some good old fun. But out of all the fetishes ive never understood the foot one at all.

SFREDSKIN · 12-22-2010, 05:52 PM

He's a kinky fat bastard!! I wonder if his brother is into midgets?

sportscurmudgeon · 12-22-2010, 05:56 PM

OK, pretend you are the TV announcer - - or the color analyst - - for the Jets' game this weekend.

At a key point in the game, the Jets have fourth down and a foot to go. Rex makes the call to go for it.

Can you hold back from making a snide comment there?

Your job probably depends on it...

rbanerjee23 · 12-22-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sportscurmudgeon

OK, pretend you are the TV announcer - - or the color analyst - - for the Jets' game this weekend.

At a key point in the game, the Jets have fourth down and a foot to go. Rex makes the call to go for it.

Can you hold back from making a snide comment there?

Your job probably depends on it...

I would go for it...it's totally worth it for all the laughing you would get from your buddies and knowing everyone at home is laughing too.

12-22-2010, 05:03 PM	#1
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

12-22-2010, 05:52 PM	#11
SFREDSKIN Living Legend Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pacifica, CA Posts: 15,164	Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife He's a kinky fat bastard!! I wonder if his brother is into midgets? __________________ Joe Gibbs- The best coach of all time, Lombardi trophy should be renamed Gibbs. Art Monk- Art was like an OL playing WR, doing the dirty work and not getting the glory. Darrell Green- Best DB ever. Purveyor of fine Filth

12-22-2010, 05:56 PM	#12
sportscurmudgeon Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,159	Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife OK, pretend you are the TV announcer - - or the color analyst - - for the Jets' game this weekend. At a key point in the game, the Jets have fourth down and a foot to go. Rex makes the call to go for it. Can you hold back from making a snide comment there? Your job probably depends on it... __________________ The Sports Curmudgeon www.sportscurmudgeon.com But don't get me wrong, I love sports...

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