We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.
Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.
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