Commanders Post at The Warpath  

Home | Forums | Donate | Shop




Go Back   Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot

Parking Lot Off-topic chatter pertaining to movies, TV, music, video games, etc.


How Is She Still Single?!

Parking Lot


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-10-2011, 02:59 PM   #1
SolidSnake84
Playmaker
 
SolidSnake84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Stephens City, VA
Posts: 2,953
Re: How Is She Still Single?!

I think the video has been made as a joke. Nobody is that psycho.

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....
__________________
Time to nut up or shut up
SolidSnake84 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 03:00 PM   #2
Monkeydad
Living Legend
 
Monkeydad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 46
Posts: 17,460
Re: How Is She Still Single?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by SolidSnake84 View Post
Nobody is that psycho.
Have to disagree with you there.
__________________
Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster
Monkeydad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 04:06 PM   #3
Lotus
Fire Bruce NOW
 
Lotus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
Posts: 11,434
Re: How Is She Still Single?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by SolidSnake84 View Post
I think the video has been made as a joke. Nobody is that psycho.

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....
I've gotta disagree. Give my old flame Susannah a try - I'm pretty sure she's still single - and then get back to me on this.
__________________
Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250)
Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350)
Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444)
Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430)
We won more with Vinny
Lotus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 05:14 PM   #4
JoeRedskin
Contains football related knowledge
 
JoeRedskin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 62
Posts: 10,401
Re: How Is She Still Single?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by SolidSnake84 View Post
I think the video has been made as a joke. Nobody is that psycho.

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....
Compared to a couple of women I dated, she barely tips the scale. Quotes from women I dated:

"I told my therapist about your shoulders."

"The last time I was committed, it was because my ex-boyfriend said I was a danger to myself and others. I f***ing wanted to kill him."
__________________
Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.
JoeRedskin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2011, 06:11 PM   #5
Lotus
Fire Bruce NOW
 
Lotus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
Posts: 11,434
Re: How Is She Still Single?!

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeRedskin View Post
Compared to a couple of women I dated, she barely tips the scale. Quotes from women I dated:

"I told my therapist about your shoulders."

"The last time I was committed, it was because my ex-boyfriend said I was a danger to myself and others. I f***ing wanted to kill him."
Now that's priceless.
__________________
Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250)
Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350)
Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444)
Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430)
We won more with Vinny
Lotus is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
We have no official affiliation with the Washington Commanders or the NFL.
Page generated in 1.39933 seconds with 11 queries