How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Yeah, the Cowcrotches suck ass water but I have to say that the Eagles fans drink it. Nothing worse than a Eagles fan, bunch of wussy pansy super bowl wanna be's. I have many voodoo McNabbs dolls sitting on my shelf with pins stuck in his balls. Thank god we didnt have to face the ultimate humilation of fat ass Andy Reed in tights....puking....god, that would have turned me off men for weeks to come!

That's the ONE time you could actually use the Dave Chapell line:

"Bitch, you makin' my penis soft!"