Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss

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Chaka: Mr. Davis, you said that you did not know me on a friendship level. Is it true that I have, that I have or have not been to your home?

Davis: You’ve never been to my house. You’ve dropped someone off, a teammate to my house but that was it.

Chaka: I’ve never stayed the night at your home?

Davis: You’ve never stayed at my house ever. Ever.

Chaka: I’ve never been in your recording studio at your home?

Davis: No. You’ve never been—like I’m not going to, I don’t know how—

Chaka: So we never hung out at your house and stayed the night over there . . . and watched episodes of Martin before.

this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far