RGIII undergoing total reconstructive surgery: out 6-8 months

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by NC_Skins

I just want to report that the surgery with Robert this morning went wonderful. My mate Dr. Andrews had some trouble with the Davinci machine at first, but he was golden after I gave him a rundown on how to operate it. As with any patient confidentiality statement, I cannot comment on the actual damage to the Robert's knee, but I'm sure the Redskins PR staff will be along shortly to blow smoke up the fanbase's ass to keep them from bailing next season.



(warpath MD)

That's all wrong. Invasive surgery is unnecessary. All we have to do is adjust the lumbar support and supplement the patient with assorted Chinese herbs to assist in healing. After that the acl will practically heal itself. Should take no less then 40 sessions.


Dirtbag59
Warpath Chief Orthropedic DDC
Healing Institute
Sigma Cum Laude North Singapore Chiropractic Institute