F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-03-2006, 04:19 PM

Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.

BDBohnzie · 05-04-2006, 09:57 AM

Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-04-2006, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...

Chuck Norris' bellybutton works as a microwave oven. There is no low or medium setting though...

Monkeydad · 05-04-2006, 11:44 AM

I have a woman in my office who miscrowaves, I mean BURNS buttered popcorn every day at the same time.

I hate that smell, it makes me want to puke.

Monkeydad · 05-04-2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PWNED

better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store.

It smells like a pet store because that's where the ingredients come from.

MTK · 05-04-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.

He doesn't even chew, he takes them straight from a shot glass

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-04-2006, 02:36 PM

HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?

MTK · 05-04-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?

It's a steel shot glass that's been rolled in hot oil, then dipped in shards of broken glass.

BDBohnzie · 05-04-2006, 03:09 PM

after the bullets, he consumes the shot glass whole.

gibbsisgod · 05-04-2006, 03:10 PM

and washes it down with the hot oil

gibbsisgod · 05-04-2006, 03:11 PM

Chuck is one bad mutha

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-04-2006, 03:15 PM

And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.

MTK · 05-04-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.

First he slices him up with a knife dipped in shit

BDBohnzie · 05-05-2006, 09:36 AM

then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-05-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor

Chuck doesn't savor the flavor, he savors the soul, and then the bartender's woman

05-03-2006, 04:19 PM	#16
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday Even though he probably eats his bullets raw. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-04-2006, 09:57 AM	#17
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

05-04-2006, 11:44 AM	#19
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 46 Posts: 17,460	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday I have a woman in my office who miscrowaves, I mean BURNS buttered popcorn every day at the same time. I hate that smell, it makes me want to puke.

05-04-2006, 02:36 PM	#22
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday HA! And the glass is also made of bullets? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-04-2006, 03:09 PM	#24
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday after the bullets, he consumes the shot glass whole. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

05-04-2006, 03:10 PM	#25
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday and washes it down with the hot oil

05-04-2006, 03:11 PM	#26
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 46 Posts: 3,503	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday Chuck is one bad mutha

05-04-2006, 03:15 PM	#27
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-05-2006, 09:36 AM	#29
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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