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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.
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05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.
Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels. Step 3: Approach hot young piece. Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"
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05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym
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05-01-2007, 02:52 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
LOL! 8-Minute Abs with John Basedow!
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05-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.
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05-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$
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05-01-2007, 03:07 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.
Off topic, John Basedow is to workouts as Tracy Jordan is to indoor grill machines.
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05-01-2007, 03:09 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:
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05-01-2007, 03:38 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
America, F*ck Yeah!!!!!!!
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