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Old 04-23-2007, 12:55 PM   #1
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Re: What are you drinking?

If you can't drink and pass out in the proper place, then you don't deserve to be left behind.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:27 AM   #2
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Re: What are you drinking?

Bottle of Corona followed by a Shot of Tequilla. Repeat process until one of the following occour.
1. Pass out
2. Puke
3. Disgust 3 chicks in a row
4. Hit on your wife thinking that she is another woman
5. Fondle another woman thinking that she is your wife
6. Attempt to dance or perform exercise

Discontinue use forever if you ever hit on your sister or a dude.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:37 AM   #3
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Re: What are you drinking?

I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad.

My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that.

We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent.

I suddenly realize

A) I've got a ride home
B) I've got a ride home
C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day
D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me.

Man, True love is amazing.

(I'm just joking about everying.... sorta)
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:43 AM   #4
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I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad.

My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that.

We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent.

I suddenly realize

A) I've got a ride home
B) I've got a ride home
C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day
D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me.

Man, True love is amazing.

(I'm just joking about everying.... sorta)
I make my sugar momma go out with me. And my wife is on standby taking care of my kids at the house. Like I said "I keep my pimp hand strong!"

J/K. My wife comes with me whenever she want's to. At least that's what I let her think.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:18 PM   #5
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Sweet Iced Tea. It's the house wine of the South.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:23 PM   #6
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Everyone at my school drinks sweet tea. It is insane. I had never realized it was that big in the South, and I am only two hours from Northern VA.
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Old 04-26-2007, 01:00 PM   #7
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Everyone at my school drinks sweet tea. It is insane. I had never realized it was that big in the South, and I am only two hours from Northern VA.
It's put in our baby bottles from birth. Everyone drinks it. The first time I traveled outside the South (Kansas City) and ordered "tea", I was like what the hell? Why is this unsweetened? I thought everyone drinks it like we do. Down here, it you order "tea" it will be sweet.
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Re: What are you drinking?

Wanna know something weird? They don't sell 40's in Florida.

When I first moved here, and people told me this, I actually thought they were just talking out of their asses. Eight years later, I have never seen one for sale, and a friend of mine goes up to Georgia to get them. Of course, I haven't been to every beer shop in the state, but I have been to quite a few. Can anyone else living in Florida confirm this?
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:32 AM   #9
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Domestic: Miller Lite
Import: Labatt Blue (favorite)
Cheap: Mickeys!!!!!
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:06 AM   #10
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Coffee.
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Old 04-26-2007, 10:18 AM   #11
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Coffee.
Can't go wrong there! Sometimes a good cup of coffee hits the spot just like a good drink!
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Coffee.
Irish Coffee?
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:30 PM   #13
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Irish Coffee?
How'd you know I was Irish? Are you looking at me. What am I wearing right now?
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:22 AM   #14
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Re: What are you drinking?

domestic: not that big on anything domestic,, if i had to choose i would say budweiser....

imported:Carlsberg, stella artois, Peroni, corona, ursus

cheap beer: back in the day you had to go with naaaaatty
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Cream soda.
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