Redemption

[coffee]

Hello again, my friends!

I come here to repent in dust and ashes. JoeRedskin laid out a beautiful plan for us to lose to you and use that as motivation into the playoffs. Admittedly, we blew it and you are rightly PO'd.

But the Lord has given me a chance to redeem myself. A day without a night and a night without a day. I think we can not only make amends, but we can actually become one of your favorite teams, so hear me out. You're gonna like this:


We've already beaten Philly. I know we didn't give you the "W", but if we also take care of Dallas and NY, we basically nullify the "L".

But here's where it gets good:
Today is absolutely the pivotal game for Dallas' season. With Romo's return, a win against an undefeated team before a national audience would make them feel destined to take the division. A loss will take them to the opposite extreme, basically ending their last dim shot at the playoffs.

It gets better:
After you take the division lead Sunday, the NYG are going to be thinking "Yeah, but we'll get it back in a week or three." But, right as they think they're gonna reclaim that spot, we knock them down, basically ending their last hope.

So, you'll be singing "Thank God for the Panthers who single-handedly demoralized both Dallas and NYG, ending their seasons and paving the way for our trip to the playoffs!"