Finally a piss free thread (hopefully)

JoeRedskin · 11-28-2006, 11:46 PM

I met a british prostitute once who said she had given up the trade for a while, but missed the sex too much and she decided to start hooking again.

She was retarted.

Pocket$ $traight · 11-28-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I met a british prostitute once who said she had given up the trade for a while, but missed the sex too much and she decided to start hooking again.

She was retarted.

I believe they call it "shagging"!

JoeRedskin · 11-29-2006, 12:18 AM

Shagging is british for sex. Hooking is shagging for money.

Tart = prostitute. In this joke the reference being that, once the prostitute started hooking again, she became a tart for the second time. Thus, she was RE-tarted. The otherwise football irrelevant reference was simply meant as a humorous play on words involving the poor spelling used by ridexile in various posts.

SEE, isn't the joke MUCH MUCH funnier now that I have properly diagrammed it?

Big C · 11-29-2006, 12:36 AM

i think you all are riding ridexile a little too hard...i dont see much wrong with the thread

hooskins · 11-29-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Big C

i think you all are riding ridexile a little too hard...i dont see much wrong with the thread

you know who i rode really hard last night......

Big C · 11-29-2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

you know who i rode really hard last night......

no, who?

hooskins · 11-29-2006, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Big C

i think you all are riding ridexile a little too hard...i dont see much wrong with the thread

[insert Mom joke here]

Big C · 11-29-2006, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

[insert Mom joke here]

fukin 19 year olds...

mike340 · 11-29-2006, 02:06 AM

Deep throat was a safety, not a corner. A corner would be pissed at the cornerbacks coach, not the safeties coach. Too much hate on the safeties coach to be anything other than a safety.

That Guy · 11-29-2006, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mike340

Deep throat was a safety, not a corner. A corner would be pissed at the cornerbacks coach, not the safeties coach. Too much hate on the safeties coach to be anything other than a safety.

unless the safeties coach kept his guys uninformed and told them to play the run all the time... in which case the CBs would be pretty pissed that they never had the safety help they thought they'd have.

3rd ID SOLDIER · 11-29-2006, 03:19 AM

you guys keep it live up in here!! I am glad I am not the only one that gets my threads pissed on misery loves company and i got some company hooorrrraay!!

dmek25 · 11-29-2006, 04:44 AM

ridexile= kidwell. there isnt anything else to say

Redskin · 11-29-2006, 08:35 AM

This is for you Ridexile

YouTube - Dave chappelle's PISS ON YOU

hesscl34 · 11-29-2006, 11:00 AM

I think we need NO fresh faces. We need to build solid relationships with the players that we have. If we keep bringing in new people in messes with chemistry!!!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 11-29-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

I think we need NO fresh faces. We need to build solid relationships with the players that we have. If we keep bringing in new people in messes with chemistry!!!!

For a second there I thought you were talking about Warpath Members, and I was in agreement.

11-28-2006, 11:46 PM	#1
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) I met a british prostitute once who said she had given up the trade for a while, but missed the sex too much and she decided to start hooking again. She was retarted. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

11-29-2006, 12:18 AM	#3
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) Shagging is british for sex. Hooking is shagging for money. Tart = prostitute. In this joke the reference being that, once the prostitute started hooking again, she became a tart for the second time. Thus, she was RE-tarted. The otherwise football irrelevant reference was simply meant as a humorous play on words involving the poor spelling used by ridexile in various posts. SEE, isn't the joke MUCH MUCH funnier now that I have properly diagrammed it? __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

11-29-2006, 12:36 AM	#4
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 39 Posts: 4,453	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) i think you all are riding ridexile a little too hard...i dont see much wrong with the thread __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

11-29-2006, 02:06 AM	#9
mike340 Special Teams Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 68 Posts: 322	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) Deep throat was a safety, not a corner. A corner would be pissed at the cornerbacks coach, not the safeties coach. Too much hate on the safeties coach to be anything other than a safety.

11-29-2006, 03:19 AM	#11
3rd ID SOLDIER Special Teams Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 197	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) you guys keep it live up in here!! I am glad I am not the only one that gets my threads pissed on misery loves company and i got some company hooorrrraay!! __________________ YALL DON'T WANNA SEE ME SHINE THAT'S OKAY CAUSE I LOVE ME SOME ME BELIEVE IT!!

11-29-2006, 04:44 AM	#12
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) ridexile= kidwell. there isnt anything else to say __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

11-29-2006, 08:35 AM	#13
Redskin Impact Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: University of South Carolina Age: 36 Posts: 577	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) This is for you Ridexile YouTube - Dave chappelle's PISS ON YOU __________________ University Of South Carolina '11 Go Cocks and Go Skins #21#RIP Sean Taylor a TRUE Redskin#21# <--Hey wheres my green approval rating?

11-29-2006, 11:00 AM	#14
hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: Finally a piss free thread (hopefully) I think we need NO fresh faces. We need to build solid relationships with the players that we have. If we keep bringing in new people in messes with chemistry!!!!

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