10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots

Ade Jimoh Fan Club · 10-24-2007, 02:52 PM

#1: We are much better than we were in 2003 when we beat the Patriots (in a year they won the Super Bowl). Redskins MVP from the game: Trung Candidate. Good news is that Trung is currently a free agent - so we can bring him in and turn him loose on the Patriots.

#2: Tom Brady can't beat us if he gets knocked out on the first play of the game (Sean Taylor - I'm talking to you. I heard he stole your ATV).

#3: Everyone thought that Santana Moss was going to have a huge game against Arizona after single-handedly blowing the GB game. Surprise! Apparently, he saved his comeback game for NE.

#4: All we need is 5 or 6 turnovers - tops. That's doable. Maybe 7.

#5: We'll protect Jason Campbell better than we have in the past few games since the O-Line unit turned into the MASH unit. In fact, I recommend that we use 1QB, 1WR, 1RB and 8OL.

#6: I asked my Magic 8 Ball three times and it said: 1) "Outcome good", 2) "Concentrate and ask again" and 3) "Signs point to yes"

#7: Their cheating won't work - because NO ONE can predict what that crafty devil Joe Gibbs is going to call. It's soooo crazzzzy!

#8: Snyder loves to stick it to the media - and what could possibly be better than ruining thier precious NE vs. Indy "Battle of the Unbeatens" matchup the next week.

#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??

#10: We have THE ADE! (What? We cut him? OH CRAP! We're doomed!)

**FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR OWN REASONS***

memphisskin · 10-24-2007, 02:59 PM

I can only think of three

1) The 4pm start time will confuse our offense into producing for an entire game.

2) Coach Gibbs is still upset about that shellacking in the preseason last year, this year is payback.

3) We will infect the Patriots with our injury bug, and when they lose 3/5 of their line Brady is toast!

sandtrapjack · 10-24-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ade Jimoh Fan Club

#1: We are much better than we were in 2003 when we beat the Patriots (in a year they won the Super Bowl). Redskins MVP from the game: Trung Candidate. Good news is that Trung is currently a free agent - so we can bring him in and turn him loose on the Patriots.

#2: Tom Brady can't beat us if he gets knocked out on the first play of the game (Sean Taylor - I'm talking to you. I heard he stole your ATV).

#3: Everyone thought that Santana Moss was going to have a huge game against Arizona after single-handedly blowing the GB game. Surprise! Apparently, he saved his comeback game for NE.

#4: All we need is 5 or 6 turnovers - tops. That's doable. Maybe 7.

#5: We'll protect Jason Campbell better than we have in the past few games since the O-Line unit turned into the MASH unit. In fact, I recommend that we use 1QB, 1WR, 1RB and 8OL.

#6: I asked my Magic 8 Ball three times and it said: 1) "Outcome good", 2) "Concentrate and ask again" and 3) "Signs point to yes"

#7: Their cheating won't work - because NO ONE can predict what that crafty devil Joe Gibbs is going to call. It's soooo crazzzzy!

#8: Snyder loves to stick it to the media - and what could possibly be better than ruining thier precious NE vs. Indy "Battle of the Unbeatens" matchup the next week.

#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??

#10: We have THE ADE! (What? We cut him? OH CRAP! We're doomed!)

#11: I killed the Wicked Witch of the East and took her broom to the Wizard, and he is going to grant my wish! C'mon Toto, let's go watch the game!

**FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR OWN REASONS***

Theres #11

Southpaw · 10-24-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ade Jimoh Fan Club

#9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him??

I know you're being silly, but you might be on to something here.

Monksdown · 10-24-2007, 04:01 PM

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-24-2007, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monksdown

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

He might as well do it. He's already pounded every hot piece of ass in Hollywood. There's nothing more left for him. What's he gonna' do have sex with a rainbow?

DynamiteRave · 10-24-2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monksdown

1. Tom sprains his wrist
2. Tom sprains his ankle
3. Tom pulls his back
4. Tom's head falls off.
5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself
6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec
7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage)
8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath
9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach.
10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

Your sir, are hilarious.

Hog1 · 10-24-2007, 04:04 PM

Buges is a Santaria Master, and Brady wakes up blind on Sunday

Skinner · 10-24-2007, 05:04 PM

#11 Santana Moss finally realizes he's late for the season and decides to show up Sunday!

SFREDSKIN · 10-24-2007, 05:37 PM

You should add kidnap Brady.

ArcticRed · 10-25-2007, 12:42 AM

1. Tom loses helmet before the game and decides to play with out it.

2. Tom steals a page out of the Redskins play book and pulls his hamstring.

3. Tom makes friends with OJ.

4. Tom gets bored with passing.

BrudLee · 10-25-2007, 02:31 PM

This is the ultimate trap game. Here are the top stories in Boston today:

The Red Sox
Boston College has a legitimate title shot
The Celtics were good enough to be on the cover of SI (as opposed to the "Whatever Happened to the Celtics" cover they would have had over the past fifteen years)
Patriots... vs. the Colts in another week.

That's right. This game is barely on the radar. I guarantee that questions about any of the four previous topics are being asked to Patriots players this week before Washington is mentioned.

So now, while they're a little distracted, sweep the leg. Open up the playbook and go freakin' crazy. Pucillo's tackle eligible? Throw it to him. Five runs for Sellers. Ten for Betts. Twenty for Portis. On defense, give no quarter. Show an eight-man blitz and drop into zone. Show zone and run right at Brady. Put bodies on the QB. Have someone ready to jump slants if we're blitzing. Make every piece of game film they've seen thusfar useless. Be a different, aggressive team. The last three weeks, we've blitzed maybe ten times in total. Remind the Pats (and ourselves) that we remember how to do it.

Hog1 · 10-25-2007, 02:51 PM

It's simple!
Because.....the Patriots have NEVER beaten the Skins!
HTTR

scowan · 10-25-2007, 03:02 PM

Do any of you guys read the Tuesday Morning Quarterback (TMQ) Easterbrook on ESPN.com? He says that you should never punt inside the opponet's 40, go for it on 4 and 2 or less on the other teams side of the field, always go for it on 4 and 1. Always Punt it deep out of bounds so that the other team never gets a return. Crazy stuff like that. This is the week the Skins should do all of those things. Not to mention playing the most physical football the Skins have played all year. They should hit the Pats in the mouth every play. If they can't win, at least let the Patriots remember that they played the Skins. All of the Skins should watch the movie "Remember the Titans" before the game.

GhettoDogAllStars · 10-25-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by scowan

All of the Skins should watch the movie "Remember the Titans" before the game.

Yeah, or "Rudy". I love that movie.

10-25-2007, 02:31 PM	#12
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots This is the ultimate trap game. Here are the top stories in Boston today: The Red Sox Boston College has a legitimate title shot The Celtics were good enough to be on the cover of SI (as opposed to the "Whatever Happened to the Celtics" cover they would have had over the past fifteen years) Patriots... vs. the Colts in another week. That's right. This game is barely on the radar. I guarantee that questions about any of the four previous topics are being asked to Patriots players this week before Washington is mentioned. So now, while they're a little distracted, sweep the leg. Open up the playbook and go freakin' crazy. Pucillo's tackle eligible? Throw it to him. Five runs for Sellers. Ten for Betts. Twenty for Portis. On defense, give no quarter. Show an eight-man blitz and drop into zone. Show zone and run right at Brady. Put bodies on the QB. Have someone ready to jump slants if we're blitzing. Make every piece of game film they've seen thusfar useless. Be a different, aggressive team. The last three weeks, we've blitzed maybe ten times in total. Remind the Pats (and ourselves) that we remember how to do it. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

10-25-2007, 02:51 PM	#13
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots It's simple! Because.....the Patriots have NEVER beaten the Skins! HTTR __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

10-25-2007, 03:02 PM	#14
scowan The Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: KY Age: 56 Posts: 1,559	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots Do any of you guys read the Tuesday Morning Quarterback (TMQ) Easterbrook on ESPN.com? He says that you should never punt inside the opponet's 40, go for it on 4 and 2 or less on the other teams side of the field, always go for it on 4 and 1. Always Punt it deep out of bounds so that the other team never gets a return. Crazy stuff like that. This is the week the Skins should do all of those things. Not to mention playing the most physical football the Skins have played all year. They should hit the Pats in the mouth every play. If they can't win, at least let the Patriots remember that they played the Skins. All of the Skins should watch the movie "Remember the Titans" before the game.

10-24-2007, 02:52 PM	#1
Ade Jimoh Fan Club Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 410	10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots #1: We are much better than we were in 2003 when we beat the Patriots (in a year they won the Super Bowl). Redskins MVP from the game: Trung Candidate. Good news is that Trung is currently a free agent - so we can bring him in and turn him loose on the Patriots. #2: Tom Brady can't beat us if he gets knocked out on the first play of the game (Sean Taylor - I'm talking to you. I heard he stole your ATV). #3: Everyone thought that Santana Moss was going to have a huge game against Arizona after single-handedly blowing the GB game. Surprise! Apparently, he saved his comeback game for NE. #4: All we need is 5 or 6 turnovers - tops. That's doable. Maybe 7. #5: We'll protect Jason Campbell better than we have in the past few games since the O-Line unit turned into the MASH unit. In fact, I recommend that we use 1QB, 1WR, 1RB and 8OL. #6: I asked my Magic 8 Ball three times and it said: 1) "Outcome good", 2) "Concentrate and ask again" and 3) "Signs point to yes" #7: Their cheating won't work - because NO ONE can predict what that crafty devil Joe Gibbs is going to call. It's soooo crazzzzy! #8: Snyder loves to stick it to the media - and what could possibly be better than ruining thier precious NE vs. Indy "Battle of the Unbeatens" matchup the next week. #9: Right now, Reche "Bug Eyes" Caldwell is giving us all of the secrets to beating the Pats offense. I mean, why else did we sign him?? #10: We have THE ADE! (What? We cut him? OH CRAP! We're doomed!) FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR OWN REASONS*

10-24-2007, 02:59 PM	#2
memphisskin Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Nashville, TN Age: 53 Posts: 960	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots I can only think of three 1) The 4pm start time will confuse our offense into producing for an entire game. 2) Coach Gibbs is still upset about that shellacking in the preseason last year, this year is payback. 3) We will infect the Patriots with our injury bug, and when they lose 3/5 of their line Brady is toast!

10-24-2007, 04:01 PM	#5
Monksdown The Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warrenton, Virginia Age: 45 Posts: 1,515	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots 1. Tom sprains his wrist 2. Tom sprains his ankle 3. Tom pulls his back 4. Tom's head falls off. 5. Tom admits he's gay, loses endorsements, and subsequently kills himself 6. Tom is traded to a CFL team for all of Quebec 7. Tom is abducted by Aliens, and converted into a host for the first baby/alien hybrid. (better gas mileage) 8. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play on the sabbath 9. Tom finds god, and realizes he cant play against such a devout Christian soldier like our ole ball coach. 10. We go out there and show Tom, what a real defense is.

10-24-2007, 04:04 PM	#8
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots Buges is a Santaria Master, and Brady wakes up blind on Sunday __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

10-24-2007, 05:04 PM	#9
Skinner Camp Scrub Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 48	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots #11 Santana Moss finally realizes he's late for the season and decides to show up Sunday!

10-24-2007, 05:37 PM	#10
SFREDSKIN Living Legend Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pacifica, CA Posts: 15,164	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots You should add kidnap Brady.

10-25-2007, 12:42 AM	#11
ArcticRed Camp Scrub Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 46	Re: 10 Reasons the Redskins will beat the Patriots 1. Tom loses helmet before the game and decides to play with out it. 2. Tom steals a page out of the Redskins play book and pulls his hamstring. 3. Tom makes friends with OJ. 4. Tom gets bored with passing.

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