Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux)

SmootSmack · 11-23-2005, 12:04 AM

Gather round children as I tell you, on this his birthday, the “true” story of the birth of Mattyk72.

Born a child slave on the planet Summoine, young Mattykin Skywalker was sold by his owner Fan of Ramsey to the unscrupulous junk dealer RedskinRat. Under Rat, young Mattykin became an expert in technical skills-creating forums, writing announcements, using vBulletin. To help his mother around the house he created the protocol robot-Crisp3PO.

Ultimately, Mattykin was freed of his enslavement on the planet Summoine and sent to Redskin Galaxy to train as a Hail Redskin. Hail Redskin Master Schneed-10 believed Mattykin to be the chosen one and took him under his wing. Tragically, Schneed-10 was killed by Darth Brud in a fierce battle soon thereafter. As Schneed-10 lay dying (dude, Schneed sorry I’m killing you here, nothing personal), he begged Obi-D Bohnzie to look after young Mattykin and train him.

In the coming years, Mattykin would move up the ranks of the Hail Redskin Knighthood and marry his childhood sweetheart, the now Queen That Guy. Because the Hail Redskin Tree House says “No Chickz Allowed” they had to keep their romance a secret.

During Mattykin’s formative years, the Redskin Galaxy was plagued by several wars as the empire switched from Cooke to Snyder-the Shuler/Frerrotte wars, the epic Westbrook/Davis battle, and the legendary Turner/Casserly struggle.

It was during the Turner/Casserly Wars that Mattykin began to feel darker thoughts. He started joining chat rooms, ruminating on the decision to sign Sander, Smith, Carrier. He knew that taking this path would give him more power, but it would also lead to the dark side. The only person he felt comfortable confiding such conflicting emotions to was his friend: Cap Master CrazyCanuck

Soon Mattykin found himself in the middle of a power struggle between the Hail Redskin Council and Canuck. Throughout the Casserly Wars, Cap Master Canuck was gaining increased powers. Those in the Hail Redskin Council, including Mace Daseal, grew increasingly suspicious of Canuck’s motives.

On behalf of the Hail Redskin Council, Obi-D Bohnzie asked Mattykin to spy on the Cap Master. Already upset that he was appointed to the Hail Redskin council without being named Moderator, Mattykin was enraged this own master would ask him to commit such treason. It was during these moments of angst that Canuck opened up to him. One night Canuck recounted the old Warpath legend of Darth Offiss the Freakin’ Genius. Canuck explained that Offiss, a Warpath Prophet, had unnatural abilities; power to see and understand things that no one else could even imagine.

Something happens. Something happens. Cap Master Canuck Kills Mace Daseal, after Mattykin renders him defenseless by slicing his arm. With the death of Mace Daseal, Mattykin officially commits himself to the dark side. He kneels before Cap Master Canuck-now revealed to be Darth Gmanc711-and proclaims himself to be a servant of the Warpath. Pleased, Gmanc711 grants Mattykin a Warpath name, Darth Mattyk72-self-centered, egotistical underlord and administrator of TheWarpath.net.

And that, my friends, is the story of the birth of Matty…Part Deux.

Happy Birthday Matty!!!

:happybday

Gmanc711 · 11-23-2005, 01:54 AM

Yes. It is true, I do rule all!

Thanks for all you do Matty, to help this be the best skins site year in and year out , and especially being a part of the cool November birthday club. Happy Birthday.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 11-23-2005, 02:01 AM

I sold him and I'd sell him again.

Happy B-Day Matty!

mooby · 11-23-2005, 06:41 AM

that was a very interesting story. Anyways, happy b-day Matty.

Bozzy · 11-23-2005, 08:18 AM

Happy birthday, Matty.

BrudLee · 11-23-2005, 09:06 AM

(sing-song voice)
I am a Dark Lord! I am a Dark Lord! Nyah-nyah-nyah!

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-23-2005, 09:13 AM

Hahaha, nice story TAFKAS.

Happy birthday Matty!

Summo · 11-23-2005, 09:19 AM

Hay Matty happy b-day and thanks for running this great site.

BigSKINBauer · 11-23-2005, 09:21 AM

:happybday :happybday

NY_Skinsfan · 11-23-2005, 09:22 AM

Happy Birthday Matty

Cooley 350Z · 11-23-2005, 09:44 AM

Happy Birthday Matty. Thanks for doing such a great job here.

Redskins_P · 11-23-2005, 10:14 AM

Happy B-Day Matty.

JWsleep · 11-23-2005, 01:22 PM

Happy Birthday Matty!!! Thanks for everything, and may the force be with you.

JoeRedskin · 11-23-2005, 01:34 PM

Happy Birthday Matty! Enjoy it!

However - As you are an egomaniacal controlling dictator who has no respect for divergent opionions, I expect you are currently wallowing in the bitterness of your self delusional paranoia and unfulfilled dreams of glory.

OR maybe you're just having some cake.

Thanks for all your hard work, for keeping this a great place to visit for the semi-intelligent Skins fan (and Daseal), and for ensuring that the occasional idiot is allowed to be just that (well, except for Daseal).

Happy Happy

CrazyCanuck · 11-23-2005, 01:59 PM

Happy birthday Matty!

11-23-2005, 12:04 AM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Gather round children as I tell you, on this his birthday, the “true” story of the birth of Mattyk72. Born a child slave on the planet Summoine, young Mattykin Skywalker was sold by his owner Fan of Ramsey to the unscrupulous junk dealer RedskinRat. Under Rat, young Mattykin became an expert in technical skills-creating forums, writing announcements, using vBulletin. To help his mother around the house he created the protocol robot-Crisp3PO. Ultimately, Mattykin was freed of his enslavement on the planet Summoine and sent to Redskin Galaxy to train as a Hail Redskin. Hail Redskin Master Schneed-10 believed Mattykin to be the chosen one and took him under his wing. Tragically, Schneed-10 was killed by Darth Brud in a fierce battle soon thereafter. As Schneed-10 lay dying (dude, Schneed sorry I’m killing you here, nothing personal), he begged Obi-D Bohnzie to look after young Mattykin and train him. In the coming years, Mattykin would move up the ranks of the Hail Redskin Knighthood and marry his childhood sweetheart, the now Queen That Guy. Because the Hail Redskin Tree House says “No Chickz Allowed” they had to keep their romance a secret. During Mattykin’s formative years, the Redskin Galaxy was plagued by several wars as the empire switched from Cooke to Snyder-the Shuler/Frerrotte wars, the epic Westbrook/Davis battle, and the legendary Turner/Casserly struggle. It was during the Turner/Casserly Wars that Mattykin began to feel darker thoughts. He started joining chat rooms, ruminating on the decision to sign Sander, Smith, Carrier. He knew that taking this path would give him more power, but it would also lead to the dark side. The only person he felt comfortable confiding such conflicting emotions to was his friend: Cap Master CrazyCanuck Soon Mattykin found himself in the middle of a power struggle between the Hail Redskin Council and Canuck. Throughout the Casserly Wars, Cap Master Canuck was gaining increased powers. Those in the Hail Redskin Council, including Mace Daseal, grew increasingly suspicious of Canuck’s motives. On behalf of the Hail Redskin Council, Obi-D Bohnzie asked Mattykin to spy on the Cap Master. Already upset that he was appointed to the Hail Redskin council without being named Moderator, Mattykin was enraged this own master would ask him to commit such treason. It was during these moments of angst that Canuck opened up to him. One night Canuck recounted the old Warpath legend of Darth Offiss the Freakin’ Genius. Canuck explained that Offiss, a Warpath Prophet, had unnatural abilities; power to see and understand things that no one else could even imagine. Something happens. Something happens. Cap Master Canuck Kills Mace Daseal, after Mattykin renders him defenseless by slicing his arm. With the death of Mace Daseal, Mattykin officially commits himself to the dark side. He kneels before Cap Master Canuck-now revealed to be Darth Gmanc711-and proclaims himself to be a servant of the Warpath. Pleased, Gmanc711 grants Mattykin a Warpath name, Darth Mattyk72-self-centered, egotistical underlord and administrator of TheWarpath.net. And that, my friends, is the story of the birth of Matty…Part Deux. Happy Birthday Matty!!! :happybday __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You Last edited by SmootSmack; 11-23-2005 at 12:17 AM.

11-23-2005, 01:54 AM	#2
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Yes. It is true, I do rule all! Thanks for all you do Matty, to help this be the best skins site year in and year out , and especially being a part of the cool November birthday club. Happy Birthday. __________________ #21

11-23-2005, 02:01 AM	#3
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 8,317	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) I sold him and I'd sell him again. Happy B-Day Matty!

11-23-2005, 06:41 AM	#4
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,577	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) that was a very interesting story. Anyways, happy b-day Matty.

11-23-2005, 08:18 AM	#5
Bozzy The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 45 Posts: 1,034	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy birthday, Matty.

11-23-2005, 09:06 AM	#6
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) (sing-song voice) I am a Dark Lord! I am a Dark Lord! Nyah-nyah-nyah! __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

11-23-2005, 09:13 AM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Hahaha, nice story TAFKAS. Happy birthday Matty! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-23-2005, 09:19 AM	#8
Summo The Bringer of Digital Bling Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Lindenhurst NY Age: 54 Posts: 893	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Hay Matty happy b-day and thanks for running this great site.

11-23-2005, 09:21 AM	#9
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 37 Posts: 5,688	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) :happybday :happybday

11-23-2005, 09:22 AM	#10
NY_Skinsfan Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Albany, NY Age: 52 Posts: 838	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy Birthday Matty

11-23-2005, 09:44 AM	#11
Cooley 350Z Special Teams Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 42 Posts: 209	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy Birthday Matty. Thanks for doing such a great job here. __________________ <PeterGriffinVoice> Lotta Honky's In Here... </PeterGriffinVoice>

11-23-2005, 10:14 AM	#12
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 47 Posts: 4,101	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy B-Day Matty.

11-23-2005, 01:22 PM	#13
JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 56 Posts: 4,719	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy Birthday Matty!!! Thanks for everything, and may the force be with you. __________________ Hail from Houston!

11-23-2005, 01:34 PM	#14
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy Birthday Matty! Enjoy it! However - As you are an egomaniacal controlling dictator who has no respect for divergent opionions, I expect you are currently wallowing in the bitterness of your self delusional paranoia and unfulfilled dreams of glory. OR maybe you're just having some cake. Thanks for all your hard work, for keeping this a great place to visit for the semi-intelligent Skins fan (and Daseal), and for ensuring that the occasional idiot is allowed to be just that (well, except for Daseal). Happy Happy Last edited by JoeRedskin; 11-23-2005 at 02:01 PM.

11-23-2005, 01:59 PM	#15
CrazyCanuck Serenity Now Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,008	Re: Happy Birthday Matty!! (The Birth of Matty...Part Deux) Happy birthday Matty!

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