Brett Favre Reportedly hasn't decided to retire (AGAIN)

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

I heard ESPN will air an hour long special: The Indecision, sponsored by Old Spice

Now that's good stuff. Only it's going to be hosted by Jim Gray, sponsored by University of Phoenix, and the questions are all going to be layups like "are all your baseball caps old and worn out?"

[mooby]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Now that's good stuff. Only it's going to be hosted by Jim Gray, sponsored by University of Phoenix, and the questions are all going to be layups like "are all your baseball caps old and worn out?"

I found a sampling of the questions he will be asking:

Gray: When did you decide to make this decision: this morning, yesterday, about half an hour after lunch when your stomach was upset?
Favre: This decision hasn't been made.

Gray: Who have you told about your indecisiveness?
Favre: You, Childress, Ziggy, my neighbor, my wife, my mom, those kids I workout at high school with, my teammates, those kids from the boys + girls club in the background, some guy I met at the 7-11 down the street, The Rog, President Goooobama, the cameraman over there, and I guess just about anybody within listening range.

Gray: Do you regret it?
Favre: I regret eating the food ESPN has prepared off set. Bean burrito my ass, that was more like a laxative burrito.

Gray: Are you gonna miss it?
Favre: Well shucks, I mean I'll miss sticking it to that worthless Green Bay franchise twice a year now.

Gray: So what is your decision?
Favre: I've decided to buy two-ply toilet paper, now that I'm retired I can afford to buy the good stuff.