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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
Shanny's got a glass eye with a fish in it...I said Shanny's got a glass eye with a fish in it!
Haynesworth's so fat! How fat is he?! Haynesworth's so fat that he can get busy with 22 burritos when times is rough. I seen him in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs...
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Hug Anne Spyder
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
I heard a rumor that Mike Shanahan is actually a sophisticated robot sent from the future to solidify the Redskins roster for the future so that we'll be better equipped for the NFL robot invasion, in which robots replace NFL players and all personnel and fight for NFL dominance. There will also be a supposed "Human Rule" which states that at least one human candidate must be interviewed for a head coaching position so that we get a fair shake at it. This supposed "Mike Shanabot" will be a defector from the robot side as he grew emotions and compassion for the NFL personnel through their extinction at the hands of the other, more sophisticated robots, and he came back in time (because such travel is possible in the future) to help save the NFL personnel all the way from the GM's to the ballboys so that the game will remain the same as it is now, in the future.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Age: 58
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
The Warpath is passing way too much nutmeg around this week...
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
Nutmeg? I just downed a can of Four Loco at 8am this morning and smoked some catnip. I am ready to ROLLLLLLLL.
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Hug Anne Spyder
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
Have you ever sprinkled in some paprika to go with your nutmeg? Shits crazy man.
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
Page 4, lets keep it up
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: RatherbeinDC, TX
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
Eye dont see anything wrong with this thread. Eye think we need to know everything about our coach.
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Holland, Michigan
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
This guy goes to see his doctor.
The doctor asks whats the problem. The guys says, "Doc, I swallowed my artificial eye." The doc says Hmmmmm, well bend over, I'll take a look up there. After a few seconds the doctors says "I dont see anything." The guys says "Thats funny doc, I can see you."
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: RatherbeinDC, TX
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
Two blondes were walking along when one said "Look at that dog with one eye" The other one covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
I can't stop laughing at this
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
There's nothing wrong with Shanny's eye, his brother looks the same way.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefWaWf...yes--37014.jpg
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
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Join Date: Sep 2010
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: The Fortune Teller
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
![]() Just Bored... Waiting on the 12:01 GameDay thread. |
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Towson area
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
I heard Vinny has 2 glass eyes, however, I didn't have time to hear about his backstory.
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