Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

mooby · 12-03-2010, 01:15 AM

I heard a rumor that Mike Shanahan is actually a sophisticated robot sent from the future to solidify the Redskins roster for the future so that we'll be better equipped for the NFL robot invasion, in which robots replace NFL players and all personnel and fight for NFL dominance. There will also be a supposed "Human Rule" which states that at least one human candidate must be interviewed for a head coaching position so that we get a fair shake at it. This supposed "Mike Shanabot" will be a defector from the robot side as he grew emotions and compassion for the NFL personnel through their extinction at the hands of the other, more sophisticated robots, and he came back in time (because such travel is possible in the future) to help save the NFL personnel all the way from the GM's to the ballboys so that the game will remain the same as it is now, in the future.

CRedskinsRule · 12-03-2010, 08:02 AM

The Warpath is passing way too much nutmeg around this week...

Chico23231 · 12-03-2010, 08:42 AM

Page 4, lets keep it up

CrustyRedskin · 12-03-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Page 4, lets keep it up

Eye dont see anything wrong with this thread. Eye think we need to know everything about our coach.

Alvin Walton · 12-03-2010, 10:06 AM

This guy goes to see his doctor.
The doctor asks whats the problem.
The guys says, "Doc, I swallowed my artificial eye."
The doc says Hmmmmm, well bend over, I'll take a look up there.
After a few seconds the doctors says "I dont see anything."
The guys says "Thats funny doc, I can see you."

CrustyRedskin · 12-03-2010, 10:28 AM

Two blondes were walking along when one said "Look at that dog with one eye" The other one covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"

SmootSmack · 12-03-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CrustyRedskin

Two blondes were walking along when one said "Look at that dog with one eye" The other one covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"

I can't stop laughing at this

DynamiteRave · 12-03-2010, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

The Warpath is passing way too much nutmeg around this week...

Nutmeg? I just downed a can of Four Loco at 8am this morning and smoked some catnip. I am ready to ROLLLLLLLL.

53Fan · 12-03-2010, 03:56 PM

There's nothing wrong with Shanny's eye, his brother looks the same way.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefWaWf...yes--37014.jpg

Paintrain · 12-03-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 53Fan

There's nothing wrong with Shanny's eye, his brother looks the same way.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefWaWf...yes--37014.jpg

Just so wrong.. lol.

mooby · 12-03-2010, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Nutmeg? I just downed a can of Four Loco at 8am this morning and smoked some catnip. I am ready to ROLLLLLLLL.

Have you ever sprinkled in some paprika to go with your nutmeg? Shits crazy man.

Alvin Walton · 12-04-2010, 12:09 PM

You like Alan Parsons?

YouTube - Alan Parsons Project - Eye In The Sky

44ever · 12-04-2010, 10:22 PM

Just Bored... Waiting on the 12:01 GameDay thread.

Dread-Skin · 12-04-2010, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video?

In slow motion it appears he is drive by "Raising the roof"

Dread-Skin · 12-05-2010, 12:00 AM

I heard Vinny has 2 glass eyes, however, I didn't have time to hear about his backstory.

12-03-2010, 01:15 AM	#46
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,577	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? I heard a rumor that Mike Shanahan is actually a sophisticated robot sent from the future to solidify the Redskins roster for the future so that we'll be better equipped for the NFL robot invasion, in which robots replace NFL players and all personnel and fight for NFL dominance. There will also be a supposed "Human Rule" which states that at least one human candidate must be interviewed for a head coaching position so that we get a fair shake at it. This supposed "Mike Shanabot" will be a defector from the robot side as he grew emotions and compassion for the NFL personnel through their extinction at the hands of the other, more sophisticated robots, and he came back in time (because such travel is possible in the future) to help save the NFL personnel all the way from the GM's to the ballboys so that the game will remain the same as it is now, in the future. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

12-03-2010, 08:02 AM	#47
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,684	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? The Warpath is passing way too much nutmeg around this week...

12-03-2010, 08:42 AM	#48
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 34,998	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Page 4, lets keep it up __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

12-03-2010, 10:06 AM	#50
Alvin Walton Pro Bowl Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Holland, Michigan Posts: 5,741	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? This guy goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks whats the problem. The guys says, "Doc, I swallowed my artificial eye." The doc says Hmmmmm, well bend over, I'll take a look up there. After a few seconds the doctors says "I dont see anything." The guys says "Thats funny doc, I can see you." __________________ REDSKINS FAN SINCE 1968

12-03-2010, 10:28 AM	#51
CrustyRedskin Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: RatherbeinDC, TX Posts: 3,062	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Two blondes were walking along when one said "Look at that dog with one eye" The other one covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?" __________________ Lafayette, we're here. HTTR. You wern't a bunch of losers on 10-27-14.

12-03-2010, 03:56 PM	#54
53Fan Franchise Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Kill Devil Hills, N.C. Posts: 7,570	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? There's nothing wrong with Shanny's eye, his brother looks the same way. http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefWaWf...yes--37014.jpg __________________ Defense wins championships. Bring it!

12-04-2010, 12:09 PM	#57
Alvin Walton Pro Bowl Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Holland, Michigan Posts: 5,741	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? You like Alan Parsons? YouTube - Alan Parsons Project - Eye In The Sky __________________ REDSKINS FAN SINCE 1968

12-04-2010, 10:22 PM	#58
44ever Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Fortune Teller Posts: 2,512	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Just Bored... Waiting on the 12:01 GameDay thread.

12-05-2010, 12:00 AM	#60
Dread-Skin Special Teams Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Towson area Posts: 288	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? I heard Vinny has 2 glass eyes, however, I didn't have time to hear about his backstory. __________________ When do Brandon Banks authentics hit the market?

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