Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

Once, during his formative years, Sean Taylor enslaved an entire race of people because he thought they stole his Swiffer Wet Jet.

The popular food item "Manwich" was created in honor of Sean Taylor, much like the chinese dish General Tsao's Chicken.

HAHAHAHAH! LOL

General Tsao' Chicken.

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Sean Taylor once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Sean Taylor doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Sean Taylor recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.

Portraits close their eyes when Sean Taylor looks at them.

Sean Taylor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled tackling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sean roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

As a teen Sean Taylor went back in time and impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! I love ripping off stuff.

Sean Taylor's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

It's a well known fact that Sean taylor uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Sean Taylor once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Sean Taylor doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Sean Taylor recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.

Portraits close their eyes when Sean Taylor looks at them.

Sean Taylor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled tackling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

As a teen Sean Taylor went back in time and impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Please stop....I'm crying this so friggin funny!! I swear please stop....you guys are killing me... LOL

"Sean Taylor has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher's liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Erwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon."

"Recently a new game starring Sean Taylor has been made for the PSP. It is called Sean Taylor: Real Ultimate Power. Every time you press the X button, he annihilates someone and calls them a pussy. Even if the target is a giant vagina."

"Sean Taylor invented the orgasm just to see the look on your mother's face when he was finished with her." <--My New Fave

Sean Taylor will eat a homeless person if you dare him.

Sean Taylor had a pet cobra, which he would walk through the park on a leash. Until one day, the cobra bit the maid, so with tears in his eyes...Sean Taylor had to shoot the maid.

Sean Taylor enjoys clapping babies together like erasers. He calls it blapping.