Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

Sean Taylor is such a bad ass he'll tell his girlfriend the truth when she asks: do these jeans make my butt look fat?

This one time in band camp. . . Taylor played with a girls flute while she was blowing his trombone.

Sean Taylor was the man who invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

When they first landed on the moon, they found 3 empty gatorade bottles and Sean Taylor's wallet.

Sean Taylor's semen can form into a liquid human, like the guy from Terminator 2.

S.T.'s such a good snowmobile salesman that he sold an entire fleet of snowmobiles yesterday to the City of Phoenix road maintenance division.

Taylor once breast fed an alligator back to health, then beat it one on one in basketball 21-0.

Taylor once saved me $100 bucks on my car insurance.

It was Taylor's idea to put porn on the internet.

Dont be fooled by what they try to teach you in history class: The Earl of Sandwich had nothing to do with the creation of the sandwich. Contrary to popular belief, it was actually Sean Taylor, who incedentally also created sliced bread, at the same time.

Ever wonder who really framed Roger Rabbit? wonder no more.

Sean Taylor was the gunman in the Grassy Knoll.

Sean Taylor once cut his left arm off and gave it to Michael Vick because he felt sorry for him.

The other night Sean Taylor had a staring contest with the man on the moon. S.T. won.

Sean Taylor sweats Gatorade.

In a parallel universe S.T. has already achieved NFL hall of fame status, and is now poised to do the same here.

Spiderman is really a movie about Sean Taylor's childhood.

Sean Taylor learned Spanish during vacation time he spent in Mexico just after he negotiated the Louisiana Purchase.

Sean Taylor can turn lead into gold.

Canton is gonna wave the five year rule and put him in the HOF this july.

Taylor not only developed the back to the future skateboard this summer but also discovered cold fusion in his spare time.

S.T. sold his blood to Pfizer - who now markets that a derivative of it under the name Viagra.

S.T. sits on the Supreme Court, is a senator from New York, and a representative from Florida.

S.T. e-mailed me the Nordstroms chocolate cookie recipe (that he created BTW) and I made them for a potluck at work.....I got promoted instantly

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My favorites:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sean Taylor.
Sean Taylor ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Now THAT's a good one.
And like that...he's gone.

Wanna know what keeps that damn bunny going in those battery commercials? It isn't their crappy batteries. It's his fear of Sean Taylor.

Sean Taylor not asked to Pro Bowl because Hawaii was afraid.

Sean Taylor not asked to Pro Bowl because Hawaii was afraid.

Word

Sean Taylor's a 10 foot-tall beast-man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

Sean Taylor orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

Sean Taylor once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart.

Sean Taylor's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Sean Taylor, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Taylor throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Taylor decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE. So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human.

Sean Taylor once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

I wondered when brasky was going to rear his ugly head LOL

Al Gore admits that Sean Taylor actually invented the Internet not him.