15 reasons I wish I had a tail

Why was the monkey so damn close to them anyway?

he was checking out their tails

Tom Cruise told it to stop taking it's antidepressent medication.

I always feel like one day Tom Cruise is going to go even more nuts on TV one day and like bite someone in the throat.

only if he has a new movie coming out

Or knocks up someone else. He just looks like someone ready to pounce.

tmc i agree.my man is just waiting to go pysco on someone.probably his next girlfriend

I'm just waiting for the day Tom Cruise goes extra scientologist on all of us and tries to claim he's actually an alien on the Tonight Show.

ps - this feels weird posting from home. I'm used to posting while at work and on the clock.

I <3 Xenu.

I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear really wants to eat you...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey How come every time I go to the ZOO the animals are just sitting around doing nothing if you can find them at all. Now thats what a ZOO should be all about animals attacking each other like in the wild. They could charge alot more money. I could just imagine all the people freaking out. That would make great film as the girls are crying yelling help the monky and the guys just standing around saying cool.