Drunk Tales

tell me you made a big scene when that happened.

Of course I did, the buddy I was with was hammered as well and we DIED laughing. She like grabbed her asshole and giggled like a nasty Chinese schoolgirl.

Did you catch a whiff?lol

Did you catch a whiff?

I was so drunk to the point I lost my sense of smell. That happens often.

Of course I did, the buddy I was with was hammered as well and we DIED laughing. She like grabbed her asshole and giggled like a nasty Chinese schoolgirl.a nasty girl who takes it in the can

On a related note, this past sunday night I got drunk on accident. Anybody else ever have this happen to them?

I started with glass of wine around 8:00. It went down really good so I wanted something else to drink. Since the wine was kicked I brought out the bottle of vodka. Big mistake. I mixed up a vodka and cranberry, mixed it pretty stiff, and that went down even better than the wine. At that point I was on autopilot I guess and the reality of it being sunday night, gotta go to work tomorrow went out the window.

I ended up having 3 pint sized vodka and cranberrys, strong ones too. Plus that glass of wine. Around 11pm it just hit me and I was like uh-oh, I'm feeling pretty drunk.

I felt like crap the next day. I didn't mean to get drunk, it just happened.

I remember trying to write posts on here that night and it was taking me forever to spell things right. LOL

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Yeah, I'm like that all the time though. I can't ever have "just a beer". Fiancee always warns me when I grab a beer from the fridge because she knows I'm going to down 6-7 of them if I start. My drunkeness happened last night on accident though. Fiancee was gone, I was talking on here and to TAFKAS and had to run to the store to get another 6-pack. A 6-pack and two 22oz. later, I was eating Chinese and going to the late show of Superman.

a nasty girl who takes it in the can

If you saw this woman, you'd know how nasty what you just said is.

Every time I read this thread title, I'm like:

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I was drunk with some friends at a diner back in college. My buddy asked the waitress about something on the menu that had sausage in it (like pasta or something) and she goes "Well, I'm not a big fan of the sausage." Now, I'm terrible at holding in laughter sober and I have a very childish sense of humor, but because I was so smashed I completely lost it. It was one of those situations where I was practically shaking because I was trying so hard to hold it in.
The next day I get to class, and who do I happen to sit next to but the anti-sausage waitress herself!

AMD and I have been drunk together more than a few times. Now if I could only remember some of those stories...

AMD and I have been drunk together more than a few times. Now if I could only remember some of those stories...

I feel like the last time I was there someone walked out covered in mustard. I don't know if you were there that time, but I feel like you might have been. People were throwing creamer cups and they would explode on impact. Good times had by all, except for the busboys.