Drunk Tales

I was in Bermuda a few years back and my cousin and I got completely shit faced at a bar and decided to walk back to the place we were staying. On the way back we decide to stop in this random garden in the middle of town to take a piss, no big deal.

The next day we're riding our crappy little mopeds around town and we pass the garden. I instantly slam on my breaks, my cousin sees this so he stops also to ask me what's up. I point to the garden and say that's where we pissed last night, and then I point the the sign in front of it. We, being good Catholic boys, both start to feel really guilty when we realize that the garden actually belonged to the church across the street; it was their grotto for the statues of Mary where people would go to pray outside. I think I might have pissed all over the Madonna's face! I'm going to HELL.

but that wasn't the only good Bermuda story...

Drinking Tip: Befriend a person that knows how to administer IV's. Get a liter or two in you (it's just saline solution) and you feel like a new man. Smelling salts (ammonia) work pretty well if your trying to stay awake.

I was in Bermuda a few years back and my cousin and I got completely shit faced at a bar and decided to walk back to the place we were staying. On the way back we decide to stop in this random garden in the middle of town to take a piss, no big deal.

The next day we're riding our crappy little mopeds around town and we pass the garden. I instantly slam on my breaks, my cousin sees this so he stops also to ask me what's up. I point to the garden and say that's where we pissed last night, and then I point the the sign in front of it. We, being good Catholic boys, both start to feel really guilty when we realize that the garden actually belonged to the church across the street; it was their grotto for the statues of Mary where people would go to pray outside. I think I might have pissed all over the Madonna's face! I'm going to HELL.

but that wasn't the only good Bermuda story...

Did you meet Tom Cruise, way down in Kokomo?

Did you meet Tom Cruise, way down in Kokomo?

That's where I wanna go...

I was in Bermuda a few years back and my cousin and I got completely shit faced at a bar and decided to walk back to the place we were staying. On the way back we decide to stop in this random garden in the middle of town to take a piss, no big deal.

The next day we're riding our crappy little mopeds around town and we pass the garden. I instantly slam on my breaks, my cousin sees this so he stops also to ask me what's up. I point to the garden and say that's where we pissed last night, and then I point the the sign in front of it. We, being good Catholic boys, both start to feel really guilty when we realize that the garden actually belonged to the church across the street; it was their grotto for the statues of Mary where people would go to pray outside. I think I might have pissed all over the Madonna's face! I'm going to HELL.

but that wasn't the only good Bermuda story...

haha..wow pissing on church propery..havent done that one yet

haha..wow pissing on church propery..havent done that one yet

Like I said, I felt rather guilty. I'm not religious in the least, but I try to at least have respect for it. I wouldn't knowingly do that.

On that walk back we also got lost and ended up in someone's chicken coop. They were pissed when we woke up all the chickens at like 3am.

Anybody got any good DWI stories?

I know it's no laughing matter these days, but back in high school that's all we did. Get a case of beer and drive around town slamming beers.

Not me but there were some times when I know I would have been instantly thrown in jail if I had been pulled over.

Anybody got any good DWI stories?

I know it's no laughing matter these days, but back in high school that's all we did. Get a case of beer and drive around town slamming beers.

yeah its not a thing that i encourage at all, but honestly from my opinion everyone should experience what it feels like, from a safety point of view, but not if they are shitfaced drunk. I mean back in HS there were a couple times where i had to get back home, just need to sober up, suck it up, and go for it.

we are going clubbing to DC, and we pregaming, and my other friends smoke alotta green, so they are doing that too, in the car. we have a couple cases in the car, plus they have their bud, so it wasnt the smartest situation. We pull into a neighborhood and do our thing, but there is a cop right near us, so we drive away, and he starts following us. So we are freaking out bc we are drunk, and some high, and we have the drinks plus over a gram of weed. So the cop follows us for a couple mins, we are yelling at our friend who has the weed to ditch it somehow, but we have all seen Cops and when they try to throw it out of the window, that shit doesnt fly. We convinced him to eat it, while my other pothead friend was really upset, bc he felt eating it would be a waste...so my friend eats over a gram of weed, funniest shit ever....the cops then turns his lights on, and stays behind us for 2 secs, and they quickly, pulls away from behind us, and chases after some other car...we got so freaking lucky