Drunk Tales

after a huge plate of the greasiest (not greazy) food ever and stealing several juice carafes, I head back to my hotel room to find out that the hotel staff is not too happy with us, and that we better be quiet. this is 4am, 4:30, i'm hugging the toilet...

Thank you for pointing out that it was greasy and not greazy, very big difference. Wine and Champaign hangovers really are the worst.

Also the part about "hugging the toilet" reminded me of something funny. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a friend's place sophomore year and I started to feel sick, so I went into the bathroom for some alone time with the toilet. About 10 minutes later I walk out of the bathroom and my lip is all bloody and swollen. Naturally, my friends ask me what the hell happened and I come back with "I got into a fight with the toilet and it kicked my ass!" What happened was, I was leaning over it with my head resting on my hand and I passed out and hit my mouth on the rim of the bowl( :vomit: ), which woke me up right away. I was too drunk to realize that I had a busted up lip so I just went back out into the party like it was nothing.

I remember being so drunk once that when I went to the bathroom to puke I forgot to bend over or kneel. I just stood over the toilet and puked standing up. I sprayed vomit all over the toilet's exterior and behind, on the toilet paper roll and side of the sink cabinet. I guess at the time I didn't think it was too bad because I remember wiping some of it up. My friend woke me the next morning and said that it looked like someone exploded in his bathroom. I take a look and it was like some horror movie scene. HAHA or better yet "The Worst Bathroom In England" from Trainspotting.

LOL! Hilarious. Funny how you forget normal bodily reactions.

or when 2 want to run at the same time, like when you're taking a dump and you have to puke in the sink/shower/bucket...

GOD, I hate that. I've had that once and I was sitting on the toilet and was puking in the bathtub.

HAHA That reminds me of another time that I had an urgent need to puke and had to take a massive crap. I guess I was so used to puking in a toilet that I had the awesome idea of puking in the the toilet while crapping in the waste paper basket (wire mesh). I was busy with cleanup for about a half hour.

I've pulled off the puke-while-pissing move a couple of times. I call that multi-tasking.

GOD, I hate that. I've had that once and I was sitting on the toilet and was puking in the bathtub.JUST LOOK WHAT THIS THREAD HAS BECOME

dude, this is pretty tame for a drunk tales thread...i'm waiting for the first "she looked good when i brought her home" story.

this is embarassing, and Bohnzie you might even already know about it, but freshman year I got really hammered and hooked up with this ugly chick. She was so bad that in the morning I purposely rolled out of MY OWN bed and said "damn, I guess I'll just sleep on the floor" when she asked if I was ok.

The next semester she was in my English class and the professor gave us a project with assigned partners, and of course, who should I be lucky enough to get...