What's the worst sports related injury you've ever had?

I posted my ab workout a loooong time ago in one of the forums. It takes a while to type, but if you are on a good diet and give it six months, you could definitely make it happen.

Ah, the lure of loose clothing.......:FIREdevil

The most PAINFUL injury I ever had was playing pickup basketball.

Not known for my ups I somehow executed what can only be described as a Jordanesque leap for a rebound. Seeing as how I was unacustomed to the heighth of the jump I guess my legs weren't so sure what the hell to do so they sorta just stuck out in front of me. I landed straight on my tailbone. It hurt so bad I couldn't breathe for about 90 seconds. Then I couldn't walk, literally couldn't walk like at all for three days. It ended up hurting for about 6 weeks. Jesus it hurts right now just thinking about.

We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.

We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.

Or got dropped when his partner tried to execute the lift.

We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.

Still has a bad rash from a nasty case of 'Disco Fever' he once contracted.

That's the word on the street.

Nothing a little penicillin can't cure.

well,

this one time, in band camp, I shoved a flute up my butthole

seriously

We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.

burnt his tounge on sum lentall soup

We haven't heard TAFKAS comment on his many dance related injuries yet. I figured he would have chimed in with a tale of how he stubbed his toe or got glitter in his eye by now.

Well....I got carpal tunnel doing the patented crotch grab,then I sprained my MCL when I did the knee twist. And of course I fell off the stage cause I couldn't see what with all the glitter in my eye.

Freshman year of high school during a spring training baseball scrimmage I messed up right ankle pretty bad sliding into 2nd on a stolen base. My foot got caught under the bag, the rest of me kept going. Last day before the season started. My "wonderful" coach raced out onto the field and he cut me on the spot! I'm lying there writhing in pain and he says "well you won't be able to help us much this year. Sorry you didn't make the team." And he walks away. In retrospect I'm glad I didn't make the team. He sucked. The team sucked. He was gone the next year and I was back.

Speaking of football injuries-Amani "ItsNotA" Toomer is out for the year

I cracked my arm doing gymnastics and cut my foot open surfing.