I might be having a kid

Hey...I'm glad my wife actually likes sports, muscle cars (she wants me to build her one someday, but that will have to wait now) and grillin' food.

She bought me tickets to see my favorite baseball team in July (White Sox in Baltimore).

She's a good one. I'll let her have the Yankees if she is interested in sports and won't nag me about watching them all the time. Could be worse, I could have one of those wives that hates sports and makes me eat tofu and salads all of the time.

Hey...I'm glad my wife actually likes sports, muscle cars (she wants me to build her one someday, but that will have to wait now) and grillin' food.

She bought me tickets to see my favorite baseball team in July (White Sox in Baltimore).

She's a good one. I'll let her have the Yankees if she is interested in sports and won't nag me about watching them all the time. Could be worse, I could have one of those wives that hates sports and makes me eat tofu and salads all of the time.
My wife hates sports, but I aint eatin no tofu! She would my kids in Dallas apparrell just to spite me if she thought she could live through it.

Were you with your ex 6 weeks ago?


yeah i was that is why i am freaking out so much

yeah i was that is why i am freaking out so much


Did you pull out?

Did you pull out?


cant remember

Oh! That cake is baked!

Congrads!

Did you WEAR something?

Did you WEAR something?


yeah i had protection but i am talking to her on the phone right now and she is saying that she is adding up the time and it is more than likely the other guy's not 100 percent off the hook but i am starting to feel a little bit better

Then tell her to **** off if it's the other guys.

Then tell her to **** off if it's the other guys.

i probably will but i am really starting to be relieved