I might be having a kid

If you wrapped it up, you can't really be any more careful than that. If you wore a condom all the way through, you're absolutely fine.

Tell that bitch to eff off.

You could go on one of those afternoon talk shows where they do the test and give the results as the people freak out to make a few bucks. You could get all dressed up in Skins stuff.

Tell Maury (http://www.mauryshow.com/email.php?subject=Paternity)

He'll tell you the answer, and you'll get a free trip to NYC

Will you name the kid Earthquake2690?

Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure

hahahaa

but yeah man lesson learned, I have started to become really careful about casual hookups, bc they give you a scare too. Also it isn't to hard to catch STDs from these college bitches. Just wear a rubber, and honestly as stupid as it sounds sometimes you just gotta not do if that thought is on the back of your mind.
I actually have done that a couple times, where I was like wow this hoe wants some but she gives it up way to easy. And I just get up and leave.

Tell Maury (http://www.mauryshow.com/email.php?subject=Paternity)

He'll tell you the answer, and you'll get a free trip to NYC

:doh:, he will also take advantage of a bad situation to get ratings and all that bullshit.

I mean I sound like a parent, but after you have been through a couple scares sometimes sex isnt worth having a lifetime commitment you arent ready for.
Also sometimes a BJ isnt worth STDs.

You could go on one of those afternoon talk shows where they do the test and give the results as the people freak out to make a few bucks. You could get all dressed up in Skins stuff.

Jamie Kennedy Experiment. :D

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that could be a cool name but now i really dont think that it is mine and i am done with her

I had an ex who thought she was pregnant about 5 weeks after we broke up. It was an ugly breakup, too. Then she calls me and tells me she took two pregnancy tests and that they were both positive, and she was keeping the baby no questions asked. I was 21 at the time, a full time student, and working as a waiter. I FREAKED THE F@%K OUT. Then she randomly called me a week later and told me it turns out she's not pregnant. I don't know if she was just messing with me in the first place (a psycho thing to do if she was), but for a week I was preparing for the fact that I was going to be a father. I know where you're coming from. Good thing it's looking like it's not yours.

whats done is done. i really think you can get some sort of dna test before the baby comes. and if its yours, congrats. you are too young, but if it happens, try to make the best of a bad situation. do not take it out on the kid