I might be having a kid

Did you make the earth move?

Honestly man, you shouldn't stress out about it. I know it's very hard not to do, but it really could be a blessing in disguise.

If you guys aren't ready, there is always adoption which is a very smart choice a lot of the time. Sometimes its not. There's obviously going to be a lot of hard decisions in your future should this be the case, but it is by no means a "bad" thing, but a different thing.

I don't think you'll ever hear of anyone who regrets having kids. Most just prefer to be in control of the timing. I have a few friends that have been in this situation, and it's not the end of the world. It's not catastrophic.

Just take this example and embody all the anxiety your feeling into one big huge lesson that you should have already learned:

Wrap it up

What ever happens I wish the best for you, and I'm sure everything will turn out alright.

yeah i had protection but i am talking to her on the phone right now and she is saying that she is adding up the time and it is more than likely the other guy's not 100 percent off the hook but i am starting to feel a little bit better
Condoms are near 100% effective if they don't break. Your fine dude.

made me go through my whole shpeal.

Did you make the earth move?


funny that is why they call me "earthquake" or maybe cause i am such a mammoth

yeah i had protection but i am talking to her on the phone right now and she is saying that she is adding up the time and it is more than likely the other guy's not 100 percent off the hook but i am starting to feel a little bit better

damn what a hooker!

You need to go out and knock up someone else now, preferably one of her good friends!

That'll learn her!

damn what a hooker!

You need to go out and knock up someone else now, preferably one of her good friends!

That'll learn her!


hahahahahahahahaha thanks man i will think about it but we werent together when this happened

Will you name the kid Earthquake2690?

Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure

hahahahahahahahaha thanks man i will think about it but we werent together when this happened

I'd be telling her to stop being such a whore so that if she IS pregnant, there's no question.

Will you name the kid Earthquake2690?

Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure


that could be a cool name but now i really dont think that it is mine and i am done with her

Glad to hear things sounds squared away EQ. I bet you double bag it for a while, just to be safe ;)

Well, speaking of having a kid, my old lady's knocked up as well. 4 months along, due in the middle of October. She'll be induced (high risk pregnancy, as she's had a blood clot before), so we can assure that softball and the Redskins are not interfered with.

My wife sounds like a combination of angryssg's and Buster's. Wife gets to decorate everywhere by my basement (yes, MY basement), and she'll definitely let me drown our children in Skins stuff.

If we have a boy, the room is gonna be a pirate theme, complete with an artist's painting of a pirate ship smack dab on the wall.