Chimp beatdown

I think I rather have a tiger kill me then a ape. A tiger is built to kill quickly where as a ape would kill you by peeling you like a banana really slowly.

Slightly off the topic of monkey strength here but I really hate hearing 911 calls. Is it really necessary to release them all the time?

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Talk about some sick strength.


Thanks that made my bad day much better! that was so funny.

Slightly off the topic of monkey strength here but I really hate hearing 911 calls. Is it really necessary to release them all the time?


I was thinking the same, is there not a privacy act on these calls?

I couldn't help but laugh at this. Natural selection at its best. :goodjob:

Maybe I just like cats, but I'm not finding it funny to see him get his head bashed in like that.

Maybe I just like cats, but I'm not finding it funny to see him get his head bashed in like that.

I thought it was just a special effect, was it real?

I thought it was just a special effect, was it real?

I don't know, if it's fake then yeah it's pretty funny.

a similar attack happened in CA a few years ago. a couple took care of old aging movie star animals, a few were chimps. one day (maybe due to a womans perfume) they went nuts on the couple, ripped of the guys genitals, ripped off their fingers, bite off the ladies nose, i think the guy died.

and yeas i get alil freaked out at the natl zoo when those silverbacks lock eyes on you, they look very very pissed off. i would rather have to fight a bear or shark vs a chimp or ape b/c chimps/apes go ape shit on you. im surprised the mafia didnt use these guys instead of hanging dudes over the tiger area.

under the law (sorry) if you own a wild pet like a chimp or tiger you are strictly liable for any damage done. which means you are screwed if something happens.

go skins!!

I couldn't help but laugh at this. Natural selection at its best. :goodjob:
The person killed was someone visting the lady who owned the ape. Not sure how that is natural selection as you called it. So if you go over a friends house and their dog tears you apart we should just laugh and call it natural selection?