The OFFICAL 2004 Election Thread

The officiating has been terrible. I'm sure both teams will submit tapes of tonight into the league. But they'll get nothing more than a "we're sorry, better luck in 4 years"

I'm getting word that there's a problem with the game clock.

ooo, and from that GOP matchup we showed you earlier, daschle, a DEM star with 100 votes on the night has sustained a serious injury and may be out for the season... I tell you, they're marching down the stretch, looking for any chance they can get, and then to be hit by something like this? He was one of their best on the field leaders; this injury could really hurt the team...

This may seem a bit out of line right now, but Frankie what are you doing after this game? You're kinda hot (http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/cma-JillianBarbarie@GoodMorningMiami1.jpg)

come on smoot, i know you're bored, but don't pull a namath.

LOL. "I just wanna kiss you...c'mon I'm broadway joe"

Back to the game-Kerry/Edwards gopher the win in Minnesota and to celebrate they get lei'd in Hawaii, giving them 242 points now. Still some question as to whether Bush has 249 or 269.

I will now slap myself for the bad puns...take it away TG

looks like their was an illegal shift negating the scores and resetting the clock aft all, leaving the score at 249-242. Bush is going to try its ohio formation again.

Very close game, as expected...

and its official: the election is going to depend entirely on ohio (254-252 bush)... bush has a 150,000 vote lead, and it looks like its going to be 4 more years...

btw, for something like the skins thing to line up as many times as it did, 32,767 other things wouldn't line up... now looks like the kids poll or whatever is going to be right, while 65,535 other things will be wrong, including the skins thing (that's just based on basic probability, no fancy accounting or tricks...)

either that or something unexpected happens and the kids poll is the one thats wrong instead...

Looks like fans are headed for the exit stands. As the say, Elvis has a better chance of coming back than John Kerry

Ok folks, I'm off to Disney World to testify at the Donald vs. Uncle Scrooge custody of Huey, Dewey, Louie trial

See you Sunday

you mean we lost to the packers on that technicality for NUTHIN?? :(:(:(

you mean we lost to the packers on that technicality for NUTHIN?? :(:(:(
Just goes to show we weren't supposed to lose that game. The election proves we were robbed on that bogus call.