The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man

Is it still considered wussy if you drink Pina Colladas by the whole pitcher?

drinking mass quantities of a girlie drink does not lessen the girlie factor

Wine = Designer Nail Polish.

I really don't care if its manly or not if I can catch a buzz from drinking it who cares.

You can get a buzz from shit (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html) too...and it costs practically nothing.

Once you get in the 70s, several things happen. One is, you stop celebrating birthdays. I've forbidden my wife -- I said, "Please, no birthday things! I don't need to pretend to open a gift and say, 'This is just what I wanted!' " I said, "Don't get me anything. We'll just have a glass of wine." Seventy-nine is not so bad. I might savor it for a while.

Clint Eastwood: The elder statesman (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3icc2aee71977fdb172f6d373908310909)

I always knew Eastwood was a pansy fraud

drinking mass quantities of a girlie drink does not lessen the girlie factor

Oh well, I don't drink anyway. When I did though, I'd tear up some Pina Colladas and Margaritas. I don't care if they're considered girlie. Those drinks get you drunk as a fart.

Once you get in the 70s, several things happen. One is, you stop celebrating birthdays. I've forbidden my wife -- I said, "Please, no birthday things! I don't need to pretend to open a gift and say, 'This is just what I wanted!' " I said, "Don't get me anything. We'll just have a glass of wine." Seventy-nine is not so bad. I might savor it for a while.

Clint Eastwood: The elder statesman (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3icc2aee71977fdb172f6d373908310909)

I always knew Eastwood was a pansy fraud
I say this settles it. If Clint Eastwood drinks wine then by all means..it is manly. There is no more debate.

I say this settles it. If Clint Eastwood drinks wine then by all means..it is manly. There is no more debate.

Though at 79 testosterone is so depleted that he might as well be a woman.

SCIENCE BURN!

Nothing wrong with a quality Margarita... on the rocks of course. No sour mix either.

You can get a buzz from shit (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html) too...and it costs practically nothing.
Thats funny but I do draw the line there. I like the part where they say the people who have tried the stuff says they dislike the sewage tast it leaves in your mouth for up to several days.

Nothing wrong with a quality Margarita... on the rocks of course. No sour mix either.
I think its the sour mix that makes it a Margarita. I'm like you I like it on the rocks.