Rex reporting for duty!

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mooby
08-02-2011, 12:46 PM
Rex: So yo johnny boy, I hear you having troubles with the deep ball.

Beck: Well, I missed on a few and..

Rex: Step back son, let me show you how this is done.

Rex: Yo Hank, **** that slant route bro, we going deep!!

:laughing-

There's no way we don't get to at least the NFCCG with Sexy Rexy at the helm. This guy's so good he can take an armchair nap, have sex with 5 different women, smoke a cigarette, call his friends to tell him how it ain't no thang but a chicken wang, eat a light lunch, and make sure his shoes are tied before throwing deep for a touchdown, all in the span of 10 seconds.

Where Brett Favre is known as the gun slinger, Sexy Rexy is known... as the Cumslinger! Impregnating bitches just by glancing at the awesomeness that is a Rex Grossman pass. You can't stop it. You can't hope to contain it. You can only become mezmorized by the beauty of it.

SkinzWin
08-02-2011, 12:51 PM
Gotta Love SEXY REXY!!!

http://funkatron.com/content/im-goin-deep-fan-club.jpg

Ruhskins
08-02-2011, 12:52 PM
/\/\/\

:rofl:

SirClintonPortis
08-02-2011, 01:12 PM
Spurrier must be proud. One of his own has lasted on the Redskins for two consecutive seasons.

JoeRedskin
08-02-2011, 01:18 PM
Instead of a quarterback stable, we have a backup barn.

Aren't you just the clever boy!! 'Course, I could barely understand you through that Mississippi Mumble of yours.

Swarley
08-02-2011, 01:32 PM
Gotta Love SEXY REXY!!!

http://funkatron.com/content/im-goin-deep-fan-club.jpg

I want that as an Avatar! NOW!

Ruhskins
08-02-2011, 01:46 PM
Looks like Rex got to camp just in time...

"Cindy Boren
Sooooo....John Beck has a sore arm. That's all I have to say. #Redskins
4 minutes ago from web"

Hog1
08-02-2011, 01:51 PM
According to Tom and Kevin on 980(at the Park).....REX IS IN THE BUILDING!!

sportscurmudgeon
08-02-2011, 01:57 PM
Key question here:

Did he drop the pen when he went to sign his new contract? :bdh:


Enquiring minds ... and all that stuff.

Lotus
08-02-2011, 01:58 PM
Aren't you just the clever boy!! 'Course, I could barely understand you through that Mississippi Mumble of yours.

lmao

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