Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan?

I would claim my best friend was dead then poke his wife. Then I try to get to Atlanta if that was over run I head to a nice little farm to hideout for awhile.

Should work.Maybe, at least until you loss it, turn a fat guy into a human sacrifice, shave your dome, and start bashing your own face into trees. Other than that, sounds like a solid plan!

I forgot to add that I'd scour the countryside in search of a Twinkie, pick up some survivalists along the way (at least one of which would be some hot T&A), and eventually make my way into Bill Murray's home, at which point he would probably scare me into thinking he's a zombie, so I kill him, and then it turns out he's not a zombie, he was just trying to blend in.

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Maybe, at least until you loss it, turn a fat guy into a human sacrifice, shave your dome, and start bashing your own face into trees. Other than that, sounds like a solid plan!

BUT if you own the farm, you get unlimited ammo!

You need to get out of your moms basement.


Obviously many of us are huge fans of The Walking Dead and tonight I was reading this thing on Reddit and it was just a very interesting question with a lot of interesting answers:

Being TOTALLY reactionary; suddenly the undead shows up at your door tonight, what do you do and where do you go?

I'd love to quote Max Brooks and act like I'd be totally prepared but the first thing I'm doing is grabbing the crowbar I store under the bed for burglars, a couple of knives from the butcher block, the water we store for power outages, and getting out of the house as discreetly as possible to a car.

Not knowing how widespread this would be, I'd probably have my phone on me and have forgotten my charger but I typically have one in the car. We'd head for the first gas station, fill up if possible and buy as much garbage food as the car would hold and head into the mountains where I could still get a signal.

I'd check the internet and radio to see the infection was widespread and if not, I'd go back to the house to load up on camping supplies and find a gun of some kind. Would head up into the mountains and basically just hold out until there's some other word.

Again, this is assuming NO previous knowledge of zombies from movies...

This is WAY out in left field, but I just thought this was an interesting discussion...

I don't know how I would do it, but I think I'd attempt to take over a CostCo or Super Walmart and try to ride out the apocalypse there.
Like I said, I have no idea how I'd be able to take over a place like that, but I figure if zombies are real than anything is possible, and once I did secure my capitalist fortress I'd live like a king.

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You'd never be able to defend it....too big, too many doors and windows to reinforce.
You'd be better off looting as much as you could and head to the mountains.

Cardio, double tap, beware of bathrooms. Good start right there.

I would claim my best friend was dead then poke his wife. Then I try to get to Atlanta if that was over run I head to a nice little farm to hideout for awhile.

Should work.

You woke up this morning looking for this opportunity didnt you?

I'd get my towel and put out my thumb hoping an intergalactic paving crew was in the area.

You woke up this morning looking for this opportunity didnt you?

I think you missed the funny in that post.