Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan?

Yeah apparently bath salts are no joke. Idk how far I'd take it if some guy high on bath salts attacked me.

Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times (http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm)

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...

^ It's called bad drugs (http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/bath-salts-officials-synthetic-drug-disguise-behind-cannibal-attack-article-1.1086791).

Zombies :doh:

these kids just need to stick to mushrooms and acid. this bath salts ish is crazy

Seriously, what ever happened to smoking a J and drinking some cheap swill?

Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times (http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm)

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...

awesome. SS you da man. stock up on bath salts SS, i hear they are the garlic for zombies

Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times (http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm)

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...


http://cdn.overclock.net/6/6f/6f7d7db4_350x700px-LL-4ad90b08_Not-sure-if-serious2.jpeg

If you are, dear god help humanity..lol

It's probably not really a zombie outbreak, but more along the lines of a terrible and horrifying coincidence where towns across america are having incidents where random people are thrown into random acts of mindless cannabalism....

And I know that sounds sarcastic but i'm not trying for it to be that way. If it really is drugs for all of the weird incidents, then those are some scary drugs...

It's probably not really a zombie outbreak,

Probably not? Zombies are fictional. No two ways about it. With no O2 to the brain, the cells will die off in very short time period. No brain, no motor controls.

Sorry to say, but it's not possible.


This makes me SMH.

Probably not? Zombies are fictional. No two ways about it. With no O2 to the brain, the cells will die off in very short time period. No brain, no motor controls.

Sorry to say, but it's not possible.


This makes me SMH.I'm not saying it's possible, but just to play Devil's Advocate for SolidSnake, what if it was more of a "28 Days Later" type situation? Not living dead zombies, but some type of weird infection or biological change that makes living people go completely ape-shit. Maybe bath salts are just the catalyst?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/21186264.jpg

Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times (http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm)

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...

:laughing-

Hilarious post of the year? Good thing you're not serious.

Oh wait, you actually are serious?















*Turns around, walks carefully in slow-mo out of the room as if trying not to disturb anything*

wow. lol.