Schneed10
06-06-2014, 03:21 PM
finally got an eye exam but the doctor felt that it was socially acceptable for him to press his boys up against my knee while he was doing an exam.
wtf.
there had to be some way of him achieving his goal of conducting the exam that did not require his boys to be pressed forcefully up against my effing knee cap.
OK this post made me laugh hysterically. That is unfortunate but it's also hilarious as F with the way you described it.
mredskins
06-06-2014, 03:48 PM
finally got an eye exam but the doctor felt that it was socially acceptable for him to press his boys up against my knee while he was doing an exam.
wtf.
there had to be some way of him achieving his goal of conducting the exam that did not require his boys to be pressed forcefully up against my effing knee cap.
Got take the good with the bad.
I have had plenty of tits forced into me by hair stylist and dental hygienist.
over the mountain
06-06-2014, 04:13 PM
yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.
i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.
Chico23231
06-06-2014, 05:08 PM
yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.
i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.
For some reason this reminds me of the time my sister was hit on by a NASCAR driver, asked her for her number and she gave him her gay
Friends number. Driver and this dude traded texts into the night until a pic was sent
punch it in
06-06-2014, 06:40 PM
yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.
i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.
Nothing this funny should be posted on the bad news theread. I think this deserves a "somewhere between good n bad news thread". Im imagining with his junk pressed up against you the torn thought between leaving your leg still and moving it so slightly away. If u leave it he might think u enjoy it, but if u move it are u being rude in a strange assuming way? Glad this was your situation n not mine.
over the mountain
06-10-2014, 11:05 AM
ohh i def moved my knee as far back as i could.
http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/attachments/63-gm-diesel-engines/20-6-2l-diesel-engine/201954d1395705403-fitting-med-duty-tach-george.jpg
JoeRedskin
06-13-2014, 11:17 AM
Smart attorneys who purposely do stupid things that make more work for me REALLY piss me off.
punch it in
06-20-2014, 08:32 AM
ohh i def moved my knee as far back as i could.
http://www.dieselplace.com/forum/attachments/63-gm-diesel-engines/20-6-2l-diesel-engine/201954d1395705403-fitting-med-duty-tach-george.jpg
Just saw this. Lmao.
over the mountain
06-20-2014, 10:17 AM
dropped about $160 last night for date night.
$120 for a mediterranian dinner that had absolutely zero flavor. (rennatos)
I cleaned my plate bc thats what good fat boys do but my lady couldnt eat her entree.
$40 for wings and roasted brussel sprouts at the bar next door to the restaurant.
I absolutely HATE dropping good money on a disappointing dinner. We were supposed to go this soul food take out on U street but with the T storms decided to stay close in the potomac village.
Now i have to go by the soul food place after work anyways and spend even more money trying to rehab last night's debacle.
SmootSmack
06-20-2014, 10:58 AM
dropped about $160 last night for date night.
$120 for a mediterranian dinner that had absolutely zero flavor. (rennatos)
I cleaned my plate bc thats what good fat boys do but my lady couldnt eat her entree.
$40 for wings and roasted brussel sprouts at the bar next door to the restaurant.
I absolutely HATE dropping good money on a disappointing dinner. We were supposed to go this soul food take out on U street but with the T storms decided to stay close in the potomac village.
Now i have to go by the soul food place after work anyways and spend even more money trying to rehab last night's debacle.
There's a bar next to Renatos?