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Old 08-24-2006, 02:24 PM   #1
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Tomato, Tomahhhto. It's still a big icy rock going in a big circle around the sun, no matter what you call it. These science nerds are wasting way too much time over what to call the damn thing.
Actually, it went in more of an oval around the sun. That's what did it in, the old style elite (the "classic planets") couldn't cope with Pluto (or P.O. as it likes to called) doing its own thing and they kicked it out. It really got a raw deal - it played hard, it got itself a moon or three. So what if it didn't orbit like the other planets? On game day it would show up. But nooooo, they just couldn't hack it. Their way or the highway. Pluto, however, knows what's best for Pluto - just ask the special astronomers that Pluto had shipped in to argue its case.

Just another case of the man keeping him down. No worries itself, Pluto loves itself some Pluto. It will just find some other solar system that can appreciate it specialness.
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Old 08-24-2006, 02:58 PM   #2
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Actually, it went in more of an oval around the sun. That's what did it in, the old style elite (the "classic planets") couldn't cope with Pluto (or P.O. as it likes to called) doing its own thing and they kicked it out. It really got a raw deal - it played hard, it got itself a moon or three. So what if it didn't orbit like the other planets? On game day it would show up. But nooooo, they just couldn't hack it. Their way or the highway. Pluto, however, knows what's best for Pluto - just ask the special astronomers that Pluto had shipped in to argue its case.

Just another case of the man keeping him down. No worries itself, Pluto loves itself some Pluto. It will just find some other solar system that can appreciate it specialness.
I heard P.O. signed on with a new agent, Asteroid T146 Rosenhaus to negotiate his deals.
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Old 08-24-2006, 07:40 PM   #3
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Actually, it went in more of an oval around the sun. That's what did it in, the old style elite (the "classic planets") couldn't cope with Pluto (or P.O. as it likes to called) doing its own thing and they kicked it out. It really got a raw deal - it played hard, it got itself a moon or three. So what if it didn't orbit like the other planets? On game day it would show up. But nooooo, they just couldn't hack it. Their way or the highway. Pluto, however, knows what's best for Pluto - just ask the special astronomers that Pluto had shipped in to argue its case.

Just another case of the man keeping him down. No worries itself, Pluto loves itself some Pluto. It will just find some other solar system that can appreciate it specialness.
Word is that Pluto is still showing effects from it's old atmosphere injury and may miss some time with his new team. Looks like the scienetists might actually know what they are doing afterall.
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Old 08-24-2006, 08:34 PM   #4
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What about all us Scorpios who have been taught all these years that Pluto is our ruling planet? What about us?

Suddenly we're the Willis and Arnold Jacksons of the Zodiac world. Maybe Neptune will adopt us.
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What about all us Scorpios who have been taught all these years that Pluto is our ruling planet? What about us?

Suddenly we're the Willis and Arnold Jacksons of the Zodiac world. Maybe Neptune will adopt us.
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:21 AM   #6
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What about all us Scorpios who have been taught all these years that Pluto is our ruling planet? What about us?

Suddenly we're the Willis and Arnold Jacksons of the Zodiac world. Maybe Neptune will adopt us.
Good point.

Can we Scorpios just call dibs on the Sun, the King of the solar system?
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