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Old 10-11-2006, 08:15 PM   #1
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Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

Is anyone familiar with Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist? Well, the reason I ask is because in the story, the protaganist travels far away from home in search of his destiny. Ultimately, he realizes that his destiny (symbolized by his treasure) is buried underneath the ground from where he began his journeys - at home.

My point in relating this parable is that I can't believe everyone is overlooking the brilliant solution to our problems in the secondary. Drum roll please....

Ade Jimoh

Yes, that's right. In my estimation, in week 7, doctors will discover that Shawn Springs pussy has been irrevocably damaged and his career is over. Trailing 40-0 against the Colts, God tells Gibbs to insert future hall-of-famer Ade Jimoh into the starting lineup. Miracurously, he returns 8 interceptions for touchdowns in one game, breaking the NFL record by 6 touchdowns returned in a game (this is a guess) and we win the game 56-40.

Championship...
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:17 PM   #2
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Is anyone familiar with Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist? Well, the reason I ask is because in the story, the protaganist travels far away from home in search of his destiny. Ultimately, he realizes that his destiny (symbolized by his treasure) is buried underneath the ground from where he began his journeys - at home.

My point in relating this parable is that I can't believe everyone is overlooking the brilliant solution to our problems in the secondary. Drum roll please....

Ade Jimoh

Yes, that's right. In my estimation, in week 7, doctors will discover that Shawn Springs pussy has been irrevocably damaged and his career is over. Trailing 40-0 against the Colts, God tells Gibbs to insert future hall-of-famer Ade Jimoh into the starting lineup. Miracurously, he returns 8 interceptions for touchdowns in one game, breaking the NFL record by 6 touchdowns returned in a game (this is a guess) and we win the game 56-40.

Championship...



People really shouldn't post when they drop acid... especially if they were retarded before they did any drugs...
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:26 PM   #3
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Re: Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

Give Ade a chance. We spend all that time developing players just to sign someone else right quick and let another team reap the benefits from our development.
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:27 PM   #4
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Is anyone familiar with Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist? Well, the reason I ask is because in the story, the protaganist travels far away from home in search of his destiny. Ultimately, he realizes that his destiny (symbolized by his treasure) is buried underneath the ground from where he began his journeys - at home.

My point in relating this parable is that I can't believe everyone is overlooking the brilliant solution to our problems in the secondary. Drum roll please....

Ade Jimoh

Yes, that's right. In my estimation, in week 7, doctors will discover that Shawn Springs pussy has been irrevocably damaged and his career is over. Trailing 40-0 against the Colts, God tells Gibbs to insert future hall-of-famer Ade Jimoh into the starting lineup. Miracurously, he returns 8 interceptions for touchdowns in one game, breaking the NFL record by 6 touchdowns returned in a game (this is a guess) and we win the game 56-40.

Championship...
oh my god, how did we not see this coming? :0

you are absolutley right, why just the other night i had a dream that the ade would be a big force for the redskins and i didn't know why, but now i do!

but for real, i think the ade can play corner better then mike rumph.
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:32 PM   #5
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Re: Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

For whatever reason, Gregg Williams doesn't think so.

I have a feeling that if Ade gets back into the lineup, it'll be like deja vu all over again.
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For whatever reason, Gregg Williams doesn't think so.

I have a feeling that if Ade gets back into the lineup, it'll be like deja vu all over again.
All Hail THE ADE
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Old 10-11-2006, 08:40 PM   #7
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How can we all have been so blind?



The Ade does bring the pain when he tackles, so he gets additional kudos for that.
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People really shouldn't post when they drop acid... especially if they were retarded before they did any drugs...
LMAO!!!!!!!! ... hee hee..
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People really shouldn't post when they drop acid... especially if they were retarded before they did any drugs...
First off, I'm surprised someone who would write a comment like this is capable of reading.

Second, the post was an homage to the contributions of 'Ade Jimoh Fan Club', a guy who used to post here (who I haven't seen in a while).

Sigh...idiots like canthetuna shooting their mouth off on this board. Were you kicked off extremeskins as well?
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:36 PM   #11
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Re: Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

Sometimes, when the reality is grim all we can do is poke fun. That's what this thread was supposed to be about.

SARCASM PEOPLE!!!

I didn't used to have to spell these things out on this board...
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:10 AM   #12
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Re: Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

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Is anyone familiar with Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist? Well, the reason I ask is because in the story, the protaganist travels far away from home in search of his destiny. Ultimately, he realizes that his destiny (symbolized by his treasure) is buried underneath the ground from where he began his journeys - at home.

My point in relating this parable is that I can't believe everyone is overlooking the brilliant solution to our problems in the secondary. Drum roll please....

Ade Jimoh

Yes, that's right. In my estimation, in week 7, doctors will discover that Shawn Springs pussy has been irrevocably damaged and his career is over. Trailing 40-0 against the Colts, God tells Gibbs to insert future hall-of-famer Ade Jimoh into the starting lineup. Miracurously, he returns 8 interceptions for touchdowns in one game, breaking the NFL record by 6 touchdowns returned in a game (this is a guess) and we win the game 56-40.

Championship...

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Re: Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

Hey, I thought it was funny.

I'm glad someone used a the ADE instead of Jason Campbell (for a change) in a trip through fantasyland. Championship --- YYEESSSSSS.

Cheers!
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:48 AM   #14
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:52 AM   #15
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Hey, I thought it was funny.

I'm glad someone used a the ADE instead of Jason Campbell (for a change) in a trip through fantasyland. Championship --- YYEESSSSSS.

Cheers!
Ade does have heart. PUT HIM IN G DUBBS!
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