Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by Drift Reality

Is anyone familiar with Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist? Well, the reason I ask is because in the story, the protaganist travels far away from home in search of his destiny. Ultimately, he realizes that his destiny (symbolized by his treasure) is buried underneath the ground from where he began his journeys - at home.

My point in relating this parable is that I can't believe everyone is overlooking the brilliant solution to our problems in the secondary. Drum roll please....

Ade Jimoh

Yes, that's right. In my estimation, in week 7, doctors will discover that Shawn Springs pussy has been irrevocably damaged and his career is over. Trailing 40-0 against the Colts, God tells Gibbs to insert future hall-of-famer Ade Jimoh into the starting lineup. Miracurously, he returns 8 interceptions for touchdowns in one game, breaking the NFL record by 6 touchdowns returned in a game (this is a guess) and we win the game 56-40.

Championship...

People really shouldn't post when they drop acid... especially if they were retarded before they did any drugs...

[hesscl34]

Originally Posted by canthetuna

People really shouldn't post when they drop acid... especially if they were retarded before they did any drugs...

LMAO!!!!!!!! ... hee hee..

[Drift Reality]

Originally Posted by canthetuna

People really shouldn't post when they drop acid... especially if they were retarded before they did any drugs...

First off, I'm surprised someone who would write a comment like this is capable of reading.

Second, the post was an homage to the contributions of 'Ade Jimoh Fan Club', a guy who used to post here (who I haven't seen in a while).

Sigh...idiots like canthetuna shooting their mouth off on this board. Were you kicked off extremeskins as well?