Old Movies - How would you change the endings

724Skinsfan · 11-10-2006, 02:14 PM

I'd have Obi-Wan chop Jar-Jar in half rather than Darth Maul.

paulskinsfan · 11-10-2006, 02:30 PM

SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by paulskinsfan

SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.

Yup, that's the kind of thing.

Also: Bullitt. I'd like both speeding vehicles pulled over by cops and the drivers forced to do a Field Sobriety Test.

dmek25 · 11-10-2006, 03:02 PM

how about any movie made today, that the main character gets killed. so we don't have to have 1441474547 sequels

saden1 · 11-10-2006, 04:51 PM

I like movies with no happy ending. There are way too many movies out there with sentimental happy endings I'd like to butcher. Any movie where the hero/heroine dies is a good movie.

jamf · 11-10-2006, 05:40 PM

The Terminator: He should bang the crap out of the girl
Grease: He would bang the crap out of the blondie in the backseat of his car
Blue Lagoon: He would bang her on the beach till he got a 3rd degree sunburn on his ass cheeks.

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 05:42 PM

OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?

jamf · 11-10-2006, 05:50 PM

Speed: He bangs her in the bus
Gladiator: He bangs her in the stadium while the crowd cheers "Spaniard"

jamf · 11-10-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RedskinRat

OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?

Nope

ArtMonkDrillz · 11-10-2006, 06:35 PM

so, you like'a the banging?

SmootSmack · 11-10-2006, 06:40 PM

I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 06:42 PM

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I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King

I was going to go with Snow White......but

onlydarksets · 11-10-2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King

Nothing - it already has sex.

That Guy · 11-11-2006, 02:10 AM

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Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, Empire win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.

ask and ye shall receive:

http://www.chaseandsam.com/videos/Star_Wars_Ep_4.wmv

Monkeydad · 11-13-2006, 04:13 PM

King Kong...after wrecking New York, he moved on to Boston.

11-10-2006, 02:14 PM	#16
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I'd have Obi-Wan chop Jar-Jar in half rather than Darth Maul. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

11-10-2006, 02:30 PM	#17
paulskinsfan Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: West VA Posts: 726	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.

11-10-2006, 03:02 PM	#19
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings how about any movie made today, that the main character gets killed. so we don't have to have 1441474547 sequels __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

11-10-2006, 04:51 PM	#20
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I like movies with no happy ending. There are way too many movies out there with sentimental happy endings I'd like to butcher. Any movie where the hero/heroine dies is a good movie. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

11-10-2006, 05:40 PM	#21
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,348	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings The Terminator: He should bang the crap out of the girl Grease: He would bang the crap out of the blondie in the backseat of his car Blue Lagoon: He would bang her on the beach till he got a 3rd degree sunburn on his ass cheeks.

11-10-2006, 05:42 PM	#22
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?

11-10-2006, 05:50 PM	#23
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,348	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings Speed: He bangs her in the bus Gladiator: He bangs her in the stadium while the crowd cheers "Spaniard"

11-10-2006, 06:35 PM	#25
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings so, you like'a the banging? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

11-10-2006, 06:40 PM	#26
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

11-13-2006, 04:13 PM	#30
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 46 Posts: 17,460	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings King Kong...after wrecking New York, he moved on to Boston.

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