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03-22-2007, 06:39 PM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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PorterHouse Jokes
Q: How do you make PorterHouse laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him the joke on Wednesday Q: How do you drive PorterHouse crazy? A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order Q: What do you call 10 PorterHouse's standing ear to ear A: A wind tunnel Post your own! 
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03-22-2007, 06:42 PM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: South Jersey
Age: 40
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
lmao...
2 porterhouses walked into a building... ...u'd think one of them woulda saw it first 2 porterhouses were walking in the woods and one of them was like.."oh look bear tracks" ... and the other was like "not uh, those are deer tracks" "no bear tracks "deer tracks!" "bear tracks" BANG!! THE TRAIN COMES ALONG AND HITS THEM BOTH |
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03-22-2007, 06:45 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
Age: 46
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
I will not contibute to something like this. You all need to grow up P*ssies. I'll whip your ass if you don't like it. Bitch. However you wanna do it.
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03-22-2007, 06:51 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
I must say that his steaks are pretty good.
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03-22-2007, 07:25 PM
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
Age: 63
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
yall picking on my homeboy, porter? im about to whip some warpath a**(j/k)
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03-22-2007, 08:03 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
Age: 44
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
What do you call PorterHouse holding a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade?
A child molestor. I'm drunk.
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03-22-2007, 08:05 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
Come again?
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03-22-2007, 08:45 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Potomac Falls, VA
Age: 49
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
When is it bedtime at Neverland ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand. |
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03-22-2007, 10:20 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: round the way
Age: 42
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
porterhouse-i'm standing my ground bitch
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03-22-2007, 11:36 PM
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MVP
Join Date: May 2004
Age: 46
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
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03-23-2007, 08:35 AM
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
HAHA. I'm sober this morning and honestly I thought that was funny even now.
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03-23-2007, 08:41 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
Hey, hey, hey!
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03-23-2007, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
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03-23-2007, 02:50 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
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03-23-2007, 03:37 PM
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MVP
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Location: lancaster,pa
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Re: PorterHouse Jokes
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