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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
hess, you're so funny
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05-01-2007, 02:44 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.
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05-01-2007, 06:29 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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I asked my girlfriend about this. She said most chicks feel awkward being hit on at the gym because they are all sweaty and not looking their best. I personally have never tried to pick up a girl at the gym, but if I did I would try a very nonchalant approach. Kind of "accidentally" find a way to start up any kind of dialogue with her. Like ask to work in on the machine she is using, or walk up to the machine next to the one she's on and ask her if she's on it. Or just ask her if she wants to use your machine next. I don't know.... "Meet John Basedow, he's gonna show you how..." C'mon you know the gingle... "It's fitness made simple, made for real people, livin' better lives!!" hahaha. That guy looks like he belongs in a wax museum.
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05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.
Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels. Step 3: Approach hot young piece. Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"
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05-01-2007, 04:12 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym
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05-01-2007, 03:24 PM
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05-01-2007, 04:11 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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Actually, I have a Chia pet exactly like this. Best, gym Pick up line........Hmmm "Hey babe, wanna' make $14 the hard way" ?
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05-01-2007, 02:52 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
LOL! 8-Minute Abs with John Basedow!
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05-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.
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05-01-2007, 03:09 PM
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He looks so freaking odd. |
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05-01-2007, 03:10 PM
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05-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$
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05-01-2007, 03:08 PM
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05-01-2007, 03:07 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.
Off topic, John Basedow is to workouts as Tracy Jordan is to indoor grill machines.
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