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Old 05-01-2007, 02:31 PM   #1
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Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?

Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:52 PM   #2
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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.
Only problem with that is the women that go to a coed gym by themselves are usually there because they like being gawked at by 50 sweaty dudes. Not all women in the gym are like that, but the ones that would be worth hitting on usually are, so the ever original "you're the most beautiful woman in the world" line has probably been fed to her a thousand times.

Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income.
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:03 PM   #3
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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.
Is that how you pick up chicks?
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:19 PM   #4
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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.

ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)
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Old 05-05-2007, 12:22 AM   #5
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ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)
Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.
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Old 05-05-2007, 12:23 AM   #6
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Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.

i know it was a joke
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